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Pat Mustard

Shiminay · 2004-05-24 06:01:44

Aren't there an awful lot of hairy babies this year?

24-05-2004 7:01am

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Aren't there an awful lot of hairy babies this year?

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#2 24-05-2004 9:05am

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you'll be shaving them with mustard then? as opposed to the standard shaving cream, which as we all know, is not all it's cracked up to be really

mustard=much better for your sensitive skin tbh

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#3 24-05-2004 9:29am

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Hairy Baby Mustard Shaving Tournament

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#4 24-05-2004 9:36am

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#5 24-05-2004 9:38am

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ted: "and the best idea is to have another mass"

priest: "i thought the 1st on went very well, ted"

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#6 24-05-2004 9:52am

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Is there anything to be said for another mass? Oh God, i love saying mass!

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#7 24-05-2004 9:46pm

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Well that film was no help at all.
He didn't even say mass!

Because of you I've been havin to yank meself round the clock cos I'm not gettin any proper sex from girls.

Pat Mustard, we hardly knew ye.

Flogen

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#8 24-05-2004 9:54pm

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"He wants to know if he can put his gigantic tool in my box"

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#9 24-05-2004 10:36pm

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I'm a very careful man lads.

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#10 24-05-2004 11:00pm

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#11 24-05-2004 11:07pm

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This is just a copy of http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?s=&threadid=162610 at this stage.

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#12 24-05-2004 11:08pm

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Are you encouraging the use of artificial contraception father?

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#13 24-05-2004 11:08pm

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"Milkmen
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#14 24-05-2004 11:12pm

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Originally posted by The Real B-man

AAAAAAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA

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#15 24-05-2004 11:21pm

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You'd have to get up very early in the Morning to catch me Father ... Very early in the Morning.

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#16 25-05-2004 3:26am

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#17 25-05-2004 3:41am

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#18 25-05-2004 8:13am

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#19 25-05-2004 11:21am

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Stick to Pat Mustard quotes rather than generic Father Ted quotes please.

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#20 25-05-2004 2:42pm

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"Dougal, don't you think that if we put this baby's moustache, this baby's head hair and this baby's sideburns together we'd get....Pat Mustard?"
"D'you think the babies could be copying his style?"
"No, Dougal, I think Pat Mustard's been delivering more than just dairy products, if you see what I mean."
"Yes....well....er....well....yes."
"Do you?"
"No."

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#21 25-05-2004 5:21pm

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He thought elvis how to play karate

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#22 25-05-2004 7:47pm

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hahaahahha they will be picking of the wall for weeks to come ohuhouohuhu o yes

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#23 26-05-2004 2:14pm

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This is just getting silly now, but what the hell:

"Biscuit Or Cake ? Biscuit of Cake ?"

Should have chosen mustard.

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#24 27-05-2004 7:57pm

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Originally posted by superconor
Are you encouraging the use of artificial contraception father?

"Yes I Wou... ...I mean... Er... JUST FECK OFF!"

Classic!

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#25 28-05-2004 2:34pm

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any chance of a pic of pat mustard that works? he thought us all how to deliver milk...what a legend!!

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#26 29-05-2004 12:20am

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Originally posted by klong
any chance of a pic of pat mustard that works?

Certainly.

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#27 01-06-2004 1:13am

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I've left a little surprise on the milkfloat your little friend took off me, Father..

A bomb...

Dougals Milk Round

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