Mustard Humour

billy the squid

Anyone got any good mustard jokes

all i could find was this

Ebonyks

One day Ms. Lewinski went to her favorite cleaners. She said to the owner, "I have another dress for you to clean".

Being hard of hearing, he replied, "Come again?"

"No", Lewinsky said, "Mustard!"

:rolleyes:

SantaHoe

Originally posted by Ebonyks
One day Ms. Lewinski went to her favorite cleaners. She said to the owner, "I have another dress for you to clean".

Being hard of hearing, he replied, "Come again?"

"No", Lewinsky said, "Mustard!"

:rolleyes:

L O L - B R I L L I A N T ! ! !

Static

I'd never have mustered up the courage to post that one.

*falls over*

smoke.me.a.kipper

Originally posted by Static
I'd never have mustered up the courage to post that one.

*falls over*

to yellow to do it?

Beruthiel

Statement From French's Mustard
4/11/03

The makers of French's Mustard made the following recent statement:

"We, at the French's Company, wish to put an end to statements that our product is manufactured in France. There is no relationship, nor has there ever been a relationship between our mustard and the country of France.

Indeed, our mustard is manufactured in Rochester, NY. The only thing we have in common is that we are both yellow."


oh dear
:dunno:

Gordon

There once was a blind man that liked mustard.
One day he became a tad flustered.
He used Colemans as talcum powder,
Wholegrain as a web browser.
And he thought his grey poupon was his leotard.

po0k

drop the "e" in Colemans and you'll have it right

Gordon

But it won't rhyme then

po0k

The pronunciation can be varied.
"Koll-manz" if you're English.
"Coal-mans" if you're cultured.

Either spelling may be pronounced the latter, but only Colmans may be ponounced as the former.

ecksor

Originally posted by Beruthiel
Indeed, our mustard is manufactured in Rochester, NY. The only thing we have in common is that we are both yellow."

http://www.snopes.com/politics/war/mustard.asp