For all those Ketchup freaks out there

zag

Have you tried Ballymaloe Country Relish? If you like ketchup(heinz, daddies but not chef...uggghh)

Go into O'Briens sandwich bar and get some on a sambo to try it out.

mmmmmm....



http://www.leesmarket.com/shop/Product_Details.asp?ProductID=ba_relish

fitz

Pfff.
It ain't mustard though, is it?

Beruthiel

zag
this is the mustard forum
take your ass off to the ketchup forum and quit spamming here

/warrants a banning imo
ppfffff
some people :rolleyes:

zag

hmph...

It clearly states in the Forum charter, and I quote ecksor:

personal taste! Non-mustard specific condiments may also be discussed here.

So in conclusion, the topic of Ballymaloe Country Relish should be freely explored within the confines of said forum.

....mustard freaks.....god, so touchy.....hmph..

zag

btw- wtf does ppff mean?

Beruthiel

Originally posted by zag
personal taste! Non-mustard specific condiments may also be discussed here.

....mustard freaks.....god, so touchy.....hmph..

damnit!!
eck is waaay to lenient
if I were the Mustarator of this forum I have you banned for a month!

as for pppfffffffffffffffff
say it like it sounds for explaination....

zag

ah.....ppfffff....it's phonemetimetemtical.....

I agree, I would ban me for a month too, might get some work done ...

zag

trying out my signature, it's sht isnt it

fitz

Yes.

If your inferior condiment post wasn't enough to get you banned, such a diabolically attrocious sig should cut the mustard.

The Real B-man

yep that obriens sauce is the biz

po0k

Originally posted by zag
Have you tried Ballymaloe Country Relish? If you like ketchup(heinz, daddies but not chef...uggghh)

Go into O'Briens sandwich bar and get some on a sambo to try it out.

mmmmmm....



http://www.leesmarket.com/shop/Product_Details.asp?ProductID=ba_relish

I must give this a 4/5 thumb rating.
Damn tastey stuff in the "juicey" layer of a sandwich.

Best not to allow the relish and mustard to be in adjacent layers, lest you suffer multi-condiment interface breakdown, otherwise known as the "Slosche effect" after it's discoverer, Dr. Herman J. Slosche.

zag

such a diabolically attrocious sig should cut the mustard.

what sig? where???!

zag

Perfect recipe for Ballymaloe Country Relish:

Two pieces of white batch bread.
Two pieces of Ementhal or your favourite cheese, thickly sliced.
One piece of toasted batch.
Ice-berg lettuce.
1/2 Finely chopped onion
Sliced pickled gherkins.

mmmm...Triple Decker.....

also add crinkle crisps..

Civilian_Target

But..... but..... it couldn't be tasty, it's got no MUSTARD in it.

po0k

You could throw in a bit of Colmans between the cheese and the toasted bread.
Use real butter.
Put a bit of mayonaise under the lettuce, tomato on top, sprinkle sea-salt and grind black pepper corns over the tomato slices, apply some chopped spring onions, a slice of ham, some sort of stranger mustard - prehaps Dijon, a slice of turkey etc.

Make a man's sandwich.

Big of grilled rasher, a fried egg or some sliced sausage meat wouldn't go amis either.

zag

Dammit I would have got away with it if it wasn't for those pesky kids!

zag

Make a man's sandwich

and then add some chocolate sauce, maple syrup, and a couple of crushed painkillers. Then call 999 and ask for a lift.

zag

Just to go slightly waaay off topic, what do the stars indicate under your avatar? And why are some different colours than others?

po0k

stars originally related to how many posts you'd made.
Now they only scale up to 3, mods get a different set of colours, with 3 stars for Community/Regional/Private mods, 4 stars for "proper" mods and 5 stars for the deified admins.

The black and red stars are for those who have a kinky side to their personality.

It's like the boards.ie equivalent of crotchless panties and fishnet stockings.

zag

and are you given the star colour or do you choose it?

phrase it another way:

do you define yourself as a kinky mofo or someone else?

po0k

It's applied by the admins.

penguinbloke

wait a second were you bad mouthing chef

and I quote

If you like ketchup(heinz, daddies but not chef...uggghh)

The uncrowned king of sauces frowns on you.
He mightn't be your king but there's no need to badmouth him.

Villain

That Relish does not compare with Ketchup, the woman used to work in O'Briens and loved the stuff but I just can't eat it.

Ketchup beats it anyday on and Chef is the nicest:D