Find True Love

Yo Mamma

Here

:rolleyes:

UnrealQueen

LOL, good luck to them:D

rymus

brilliance..funny stuff indeed. So.... brutally honest

Karoma

I work a lousy, low-paying job and live with my parents while waiting to get into the police academy.
I don't spend much time on my appearance; when you say mousse, I think the chocolate kind. I'm skinny and small-breasted. I have moles in odd places and should probably clip my toenails more often.
I prefer sitting around playing video games to doing things. I drink a good deal and make fun of people I don't even know.

who read it and thought "at last!" ?

penguinbloke

My breasts sag enough that I could throw them over my shoulders to fend off cold, and my stomach seems to be following them south. If you get to see me naked, you'll notice that my skin is pale enough to light a room. I have been divorced for years and haven't had sex (except with myself) since. I rarely date, and I assume this is because the good men are either dead, married, or still in puberty.

What more could you possibly want

The Sweeper

You know, I think I've seen more wit in that one link than in the entire humour board.

Yo Mamma

My perfect woman...

Dana Robinson

My newly lowered self-esteem coupled with my anger, depression, and an overwillingness to drink one too many vodka and sodas is just what the doctor ordered to get me into the sack on the first date

LOL