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Second WWE Smackdown/Velocity Report [Spoilers]
Posted By Widro on 05.26.04

Another, more detailed look at this Thursday's show...

Dark match

Funaki & Orlando Jordan b John Heidenreich & Brad Cooper when Funaki pinned Cooper with a small package

Velocity matches

Johnny Stamboli & Nunzio b Billy Kidman & Paul London. Nunzio played the punk where he'd hit and then ran away. Nunzio pinned Kidman

Mark Jindrak b Shannon Moore

Billy Gunn b Sakoda

Smackdown

Kurt Angle turned the Eddie Guerrero angle into comedy, forcing him to wrestle because it's his responsibility as champion, but saying EMT's will be there if, no when, he collapses in the ring

Dudleys b RVD & Rey Mysterio. Paul Heyman is back. Bubba throws Mysterio on the announcers table after Heyman pulled him out of the ring and D-Von pinned Mysterio

The Dudleys celebrate their win with Heyman. Heyman is trying to motivate them to be main eventers. Good luck. Heyman said why are they celebrating as they've been winning matches for eight years. He said Bubba beat Eddie in a singles match but never got a title shot, and said it's because they didn't make an impact. He told them to pick a victim tonight and make an impact, even if the victim is him.

They officially announce Guerrero vs. JBL for the Great American Bash main event. JBL did a promo and called Guerrero a coward and said he's giving Guerrero the same beating at the Bash. They will announce the stipulation of the match next week and he said it's something the fans would enjoy, which means it'll likely be something putting the odds against Guerrero.

Booker T b Scotty 2 Hotty in a squash. Booker challenged Undertaker for next week. The ring filled with smoke and lightning struck the ring post. Then lightning struck all four posts. Booker said Undertake may be scary, but he's still going to win.

Mordecai did a promo saying he's found the first sinner who he will make suffer, but doesn't say who. Maybe he meant us.

Eddie Guerrero threw both Bashams out of the ring. He was scheduled with Danny. Angle then came out and refused to allow Guerrero to wrestle until he signs a release form. The Bashams jumped him again, but he cleaned house on them again.

There will be some sort of a bikini contest called the Summer Bikini Blastoff next week on the show

Spike Dudley & Torrie Wilson b Jamie Noble & Dawn Marie. Spike pinned Dawn with the Dudley Dog. This was more a tease to build for next week

More of a tease for the bikini contest with Miss Jackie, Rico & Charlie Haas. She's changing bikinis but the cameras are from behind while Haas watches and is in awe. Rico then tells Haas if this excites him, look at this, and he takes off his robe and is wearing a tiny speedo.

John Cena is in Kurt Angle's office. Cena went over Angle's head for an idea for the Bash. They don't say what it is. Angle is so mad that he and Luther will be at ringside for the main event.

Chavo Sr. has a private locker room that reads, "Chavo Classic, WWE cruiserweight champion." Chavo comes in but his dad slams the door in his face for not knocking. He said the cruiserweight title is now old school.

Chavo Classic b Akio. Chavo Jr. hit the tornado DDT and rolled Akio into the ring.

The Dudleys destroyed someone in the parking lot, slamming the trunk of the car on the person and drove off. Heyman showed up and you saw an urn on the ground. I guess you are supposed to think it was Undertaker and it was more likely Paul Bearer

Cena b Rene Dupree in the lumberjack match. Surprisingly, after lots of action with the lumberjacks, Cena won clean with the FU. The faces put Cena on their shoulders to celebrate.

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