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No offence intended

  • 27-05-2004 8:53pm
    #1
    Kazu
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    No offence intended....


    A guy in [Paris] sees a pit bull attacking a toddler.
    He kills the pit bull and saves the child's life.
    Reporters swarmed the fellow.

    "Tell us! What's your name? All [Paris] will love you!
    Tomorrow's headline will be:

    "[Parisian] Hero Saves Girl from Vicious Dog!"

    The guy says, "Well, I'm not from [Paris].

    "Reporters: "That's OK. Then the whole of [France]
    will love you and tomorrow's headline will read:

    '[French] Hero Saves Girl from Vicious Dog!'"

    The guy says, "I'm not from [France], either."

    Reporters: "That's OK also. All [Europe] will love you.

    Tomorrow's headlines will shout:

    "[European] Hero Saves Girl from Vicious Dog!"

    The guy says, "I'm not from [Europe], either.

    "Reporters: "So, where ARE you from?

    The guy says, "I'm from [Israel]."

    The next day's headlines read:

    "[Israeli] Murders a Dog, Leaves a Girl Bleeding!"

    "[Israeli] Brings Violence to [Paris]: a Pet is Murdered, Girl Wounded"

    "[Israeli] Attack: One Dead, a Wounded Toddler Rescued".


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