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The Lion And The Bull

Kazu · 2004-05-27 19:58:35

There once lived a strong and ferocious lion, who wanted to proove he was the greatest animal in the land so he decided to find the largest animal he could in order to fight and eat it. This being a large, strong bull he approaced it and leaped upon it. They began fighting, biting and digging their claws into each other.…

27-05-2004 8:58pm

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Kazu

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There once lived a strong and ferocious lion, who wanted to proove he was the greatest animal in the land so he decided to find the largest animal he could in order to fight and eat it.

This being a large, strong bull he approaced it and leaped upon it. They began fighting, biting and digging their claws into each other. The fight lasted for hours and hours until the lion was victorious.

He was so proud of this achievement he roared and roared and roared until a hunter came and shot him.

The moral of the story is:

When your full of bull, keep your mouth shut

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#2 28-05-2004 8:52am

Diddy Kong

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good one

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#3 29-05-2004 6:11am

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Great words to live by.

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#4 29-05-2004 11:30pm

quank

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Nice:)

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#5 30-05-2004 12:42pm

exiztone

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A bull doesn't exactly have claws though, does it?

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#6 30-05-2004 2:51pm

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Originally posted by exiztone
A bull doesn't exactly have claws though, does it?

take the fun out of it why don't ya??!!

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