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  • 27-05-2004 9:10pm
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    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,309 ✭✭✭


    <snip> - Racist

    q. How do you kill a blonde?
    a. Put a scratch-and-sniff sticker on the bottom of the pool.
    -
    q. Why did the blonde jump off the building?
    a. She wanted to see if her Maxi-pad really had wings
    -
    q. What do you call an Alabama farmer with a sheep under each arm?
    a. A pimp.
    -
    q. Why did Clinton cross the road?
    a. Beause his penis was stuck in the chicken!
    -
    q. What do yo get when you cross George Bush and Bill Clinton?
    a. A Pimp with a speach impedament.
    -
    q. Why dont witches wear underware?
    a. Better grip on the broom.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 466 ✭✭fizzynicenice


    I kniw i gave ya stick bout the racism in 'chinese couple gets married',
    but damn some o' des is fuu-ny,


    I love blonde jokes,2 blondes in a perfume dept. and are asked to try a perfume they like it, so they ask the name of it. the girl mumbles the name as it is french they ask what it means, she says "it means 'come to me'..."
    the firsts smells it again and turns to the other, it dosen't smell like come to me, does it smell like come to you...?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,088 ✭✭✭BioHazRd


    We don't tolerate racism here - Kazu banned for a week

    Bio


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 25 feedorf


    wheres the racism in a blonde joke?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,846 ✭✭✭✭eth0_


    Originally posted by feedorf
    wheres the racism in a blonde joke?

    It looks like the first of those jokes was racist and was removed.

    Or maybe blonde jokes are racist against Swedish people ;)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 25 feedorf


    surely thats stereotypical and possibly racist in its own right assuming swedish are all blonde :D


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  • Registered Users Posts: 2,274 ✭✭✭de5p0i1er


    Love a good blonde joke. :D:D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,726 ✭✭✭quank


    Originally posted by feedorf
    surely thats stereotypical and possibly racist in its own right assuming swedish are all blonde :D

    Hahaha :D


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,825 ✭✭✭Healio


    was wasnt the woman satisfied by her husband?

    -he was white.


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