Males: Urinary Habit

Oriel

Question first, explanation after:

Question: When peeing, do you aim for the water, or the bowl of the toilet?

Reason: In our student house here, the toilet happens to be above the kitchen, the kitchen being the main area for chatting etc. Let's just say, if our house was a music theatre, it would win awards for acoustics. The conversation tends to get louder when most of the flatmates leave the room for a wee while.

S.

PS Ecksor:

Lump

Bowl


John

Giblet

I like to create dynamic, letting half the stream hit the bowl and also the water. You can build up a nice crescendo until you reach maximum stream, and a very loud splash in the water.

Quite Beautiful.

The_B_Man

Originally posted by Giblet
I like to create dynamic, letting half the stream hit the bowl and also the water. You can build up a nice crescendo until you reach maximum stream, and a very loud splash in the water.

Quite Beautiful.

ye i get pissed off listenin 2 myself piss so bout 3/4 of the way in, i just go 4 the quiet option.



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actually. when im sober, its quiety quiet, but when im drunk its noisey noisey.
(God, it matters)
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parasite

there's no ' aim for the the record height on the wall above the toilet' option ?

Kold

When sober i aim for the bowl, when drunk, water. I like to hear when I've stopped or I'll be standing there all night...

hedgetrimmer

The more I go on boards, the more I learn about the members toilet habits... Not sure if this is a good thing... :dunno:

Kold

I pee in the shower a lot too

Zulu

water first, just to get things flowing, then finish on the bowl.

pork99

Dear God 75% "aim for the bowl (softly softly)"

Just shows how we have been emasculated by feminesbianism!

A real man does not give a sh|te how much noise he make or where it ends up. The noisier and higher the better in fact

Zulu

Originally posted by pork99
Dear God 75% "aim for the bowl (softly softly)"

Just shows how we have been emasculated by feminesbianism!

A real man does not give a sh|te how much noise he make or where it ends up. The noisier and higher the better in fact

FYI - you're more likly to pee on the seat if you aim for the bowl. It's the silent, unobserved protests that you need to keep an eye on.

smoke.me.a.kipper

Originally posted by Kold
I pee in the shower a lot too

so do i, nice and clean!
i usually piss in the water. unless its really late at night and people are asleep. then its bowl all the way.

Dr. Loon

I find foreigners have no aim. I am not going to back this up with any facts. It just is. Ok?

Americans have strange toilets, which prevent the "bowl" technique. You have to make a noise, and because the water is so high in the bowl it splashes all over the shop. Depending upon your "water" pressure. No. 2's are a scary experience.

Paddy20

I aim for the water, after lifting up toilet seat.

Though I do not always hit the target, as my willie wobbles :cool:

KdjaCL

I am for the poo streaks ,kinda cleaner upper pee.

kdjac

D!ve^Bomb!

Originally posted by Zulu
FYI - you're more likly to pee on the seat if you aim for the bowl. It's the silent, unobserved protests that you need to keep an eye on.

some people lift the seat up before takin a piss

Shaque attack

Originally posted by newband
some people lift the seat up before takin a piss

not many

Zulu

Originally posted by newband
some people lift the seat up before takin a piss

Some people put the seat up after taking a poo. So what?
frankly I never lift the seat. It dosen't bother me giving it a wipe before sitting down, and frankly couldn't care less.

Paddy20

Zulu,

So it's you, you inconsiderate sh*t

Zulu

yup it sure is - join the revelution

leeroybrown

I lift the seat and generally go for the water to begin with but the bowl can be handy if discression is required. I also put the seat and lid down when finished (except at work where people only ever put the lid down to hide the fact that they've made a mess of or totally blocked the toilet).

Moriarty

The bowl is the prefered target, hitting the water can have unfortunate splash-back effects.

DMT

I piddle into the bucket that is this urine-obsessed thread:

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Big Ears

Water myself : that way when you start peeing at a school or pub u can hear who can go the longest .

Freak

I find its very much a case of where and when, if at someone elses house its a discreet bowl shot for politeness. At home though I could give a s**t and just aim for anywhere within the boundary and if I'm at a party I NEVER put the seat down (if you think it's bad when you get a sprinkler imagine someone so pissed they don't realise the seat is down until it's way too late)

Civilian_Target

I am ecksor. You may not pee.

aidan_dunne

As long as it actually ends up in the bowl at all, and not all over the seat, the floor or my shoes, I'm happy..... and to hell with how much noise I make.

aidan_dunne

Originally posted by Kold
I pee in the shower a lot too

Reminds me of the episode of Seinfeld where it's discovered that George pees in the shower.

Elaine (I think): "You what? You peed in the shower?"

George: "Who cares, it's all pipes!"

Elaine: "But different pipes go to different places!"

Victor

Originally posted by Zulu
FYI - you're more likly to pee on the seat if you aim for the bowl.

Well, ladies, do you understand why we leave the seat up now?

AdMMM

I usually aim for the water first, but once a nice pressure is established, I go for the bowl. I don't usually lift up the seat, so sometimes it'd hit the seat and maybe even my shoes.

Space Coyote

I aim for the bowl and see how many laps i can do, clockwise then anti-clockwise.;)

Kold

8 people claim to be Ecksor

128 people claim to be Hitler

thousands have claimed to be Satan...

you're gaining

quank

The bowl most of the times.

Anybody ever try to stop peeing in the middle of the flow?

....

Erm, me neither. Just checkin' if anybody did...
:ninja:

Barry Aldwell

Originally posted by quank
Anybody ever try to stop peeing in the middle of the flow?

That's supposed to be good for your bladder control, which means you're able to hold it in longer, which helps avoid "accidents"

Not that I listen to any of that hippie new age crap. Just sayin'...
:ninja:

Zulu

Originally posted by quank
The bowl most of the times.

Anybody ever try to stop peeing in the middle of the flow?

....

Erm, me neither. Just checkin' if anybody did...
:ninja:

Yup I can. A little practice develops the muscels. (FYI-smae ones you use to stop cumming)

Paddy20

No problems stopping at any time, unless I am pissed legless, when anything can happen, lose all control. Damned alcohol

Nuttzz

Blokes pi$$ing on the seat has to be one of the worst things, I hate having to clean up after some lazy bas$tard who couldnt spend an extra 2 seconds to lift the seat. If pi$$ing on the seat is ok is sh1ting on it ok as well, what about having a dump on the floor? how long before i can just put my langer out the window of my office here and pi$$ out it? Where do you draw the line?

Lift the goddamned seat lads it doesnt take that long..... and they are not that heavy either honest. :mad:

woosaysdan

i aim for the water and try to beat the flush!!!

Zulu

Originally posted by Nuttzz
Blokes pi$$ing on the seat has to be one of the worst things, I hate having to clean up after some lazy bas$tard who couldnt spend an extra 2 seconds to lift the seat. If pi$$ing on the seat is ok is sh1ting on it ok as well, what about having a dump on the floor? how long before i can just put my langer out the window of my office here and pi$$ out it? Where do you draw the line?

Lift the goddamned seat lads it doesnt take that long..... and they are not that heavy either honest. :mad:

ahhh boo-hoo, it your so concerned just lift the seat after you use it - if your too lazy to lift the seat, you'll be too lazy to put it down.
IMO if the seat is down - then it's fair game.

Zulu

Originally posted by woosaysdan
i aim for the water and try to beat the flush!!!

beating the flush is my favourate thing in the world when I'm drunk.

Caliden

Originally posted by Paddy20
No problems stopping at any time, unless I am pissed legless, when anything can happen, lose all control. Damned alcohol

for some strange reason i have better aim when drunk

Töpher

Water. As forcefully I can. EVERYONE in the house has to know when I'm taking a leak...! Just don't ask about my shítting habits!

Kold

Originally posted by Caliden
for some strange reason i have better aim when drunk

You concentrate harder.

Nuttzz

Originally posted by Zulu
ahhh boo-hoo, it your so concerned just lift the seat after you use it - if your too lazy to lift the seat, you'll be too lazy to put it down.
IMO if the seat is down - then it's fair game.

In a public loo???? its just nasty? Piss in the urinal, **** in the bowel, its not that hard to figure out

quank

All this talk and chatter makes me want to make my own toilet show...

/me rings channel 4