An American, a Brit, and an Iraqi

Oriel

An American, a Brit and an Iraqi are in a bar one night having a beer. The Yankee drinks his beer and suddenly throws his glass in the air, pulls out a gun and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, "In the States our glasses are so cheap that we don't need to drink from the same one twice."

The Brit obviously impressed by this, drinks his beer, throws his glass into the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, "In Britain we have so much sand to make the glasses that we don't need to drink out of the same glass twice either."

The Iraqi, cool as a cucumber, picks up his beer and drinks it, throws his glass into the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the American and the Brit.

He says "In Baghdad we have so many Americans and Brits that we don't need to drink with the same ones twice."

GoneShootin

HA !

fan ****ing tastic

Diddy Kong

isnt that the same as the mexican one that was posted a few days ago???
still funny though

de5p0i1er

love it.

Big Ears

me likes

funky penguin

Nice one.:D

kikel

nice one, anyone got any more like that?

Flashling

An American, a Brit and an French man are in a bar one night having a beer. The Yankee drinks his beer and suddenly throws his glass in the air, pulls out a gun and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, "In the States our glasses are so cheap that we don't need to drink from the same one twice."

The Brit obviously impressed by this, drinks his beer, throws his glass into the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, "In Britain we have so much sand to make the glasses that we don't need to drink out of the same glass twice either."

The French man, cool as a cucumber, picks up his beer and drinks it, throws his glass into the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the American and the Brit.

He says "In Paris we have so many Americans and Brits that we don't need to drink with the same ones twice."

Well, you did ask!

quank

ehhh... I prefered the first one

kikel

Was looking for more about Iraqis standing up against the americans and british.
Glad to see we can now laugh at the war, next step i hope will be for everyone to speak out against it

RobertFoster

Originally posted by kikel
next step i hope will be for everyone to speak out against it

you mean we're not already?