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Body Meeting

  • 28-05-2004 11:10pm
    #1
    Stephen P
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    All the organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide
    who was the one in charge.
    "I should be in charge," said the brain, "because I run all the body's
    systems, so without me nothing would happen".
    "I should be in charge," said the blood, "because I circulate oxygen
    all >over so without me you'd all waste away."
    "I should be in charge," said the stomach," because I process food
    and give all of you energy."
    "I should be in charge," said the legs, "because I carry the body
    wherever it needs to go."
    "I should be in charge," said the eyes, "because I allow the body to
    see where it goes."
    "I should be in charge," said the rectum, "Because I'm responsible for
    waste removal."
    All the other body parts laughed at the rectum and insulted him, so in
    a huff, he shut down tight.
    Within a few days, the brain had a terrible headache, the stomach was
    bloated, the legs got wobbly,
    the eyes got watery, and the blood was toxic. They all decided that the
    rectum should be the boss.

    The Moral of the story?
    The a$$ hole is usually in charge.


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