george bush humour

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George Bush Jr. has a heart attack and dies. He goes to hell
where the devil is waiting for him.
"I don't know what to do here, "says the devil. "You are on my
list, but I have no room for you."
"You definitely have to stay here, so I'll tell you what I'm
going to do.
I've got three folks here who weren't quite as bad as you. I'll
let one of them go, but you have to take their place. I'll even let YOU decide
who leaves."
George thought that sounded pretty good, so he agreed. The devil
opened the fi rst room: in it was Richard Nixon and a large pool of water.
He kept diving in and surfacing empty-handed over and over and over. Such
was his fate in hell.
"No!" George said. "I don't think so. I'm not a good swimmer and
don't think I could do that all day long."
The devil led him to the next room: in it was Tony Blair with a
sledgehammer and a room full of rocks. All he did was swing that Hammer,
time after time after time.
"No, I've got this problem with my shoulder. I would be in
constant
agony if all I could do was break rocks all day!" commented George.
The devil opened a third door. In it, George saw Bill Clinton,
lying
on the floor with his arms staked over his head, and his legs staked in
spread eagle pose.
Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky, doing what she does best.
George Bush looked at this in disbelief for a while and finally
said,
"Yeah,I can handle this."

The devil smiled and said...........

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> > >"OK, Monica, you're free to go!"
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AdMMM

ROFL!

Tyrrial

thats a nice little bit of humour

quank

Hahahah! One of the best George Bush jokes I've read :D