Weird Al's "eBay song"

RobertFoster

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simu

Lol! Weird Al rocks!

Why can't more songs be about stuff like that anyway? I'm so sick of hearing eejits crooning on about love.

bizmark

Thats the best song in the world

dudara

Scarily true

full forward

Weird Al is great. I love this version of Michael Jacksons Beat it.

Eat It!
Weird Al

How come you're always such a fussy young man,
Don't want no Captain Crunch, don't want no Raisin Bran,
Well don't you know that other kids are starving in Japan,
So eat it, just eat it.

Don't want to argue, I don't want to debate
Don't want to hear about what kind of food you hate.
You won't get no desert till you clean off your plate.
So eat it.

Don't tell me you're full

Just eat it, eat it,
Get yourself an egg and beat it.
Have some more chicken, have some more pie
It doesn't matter if it's broiled or fried
Just eat it, eat it, just eat it, eat it,
Just eat it, eat it, just eat it, eat it.

Your table manners are a crying shame
Your playin' with your food, this ain't some kind of game.
Now if you starve to death you'll just have yourself to blame.
So eat it, just eat it.

You better listen, better do what you're told,
You haven't even touched your tuna casserole,
You better chow down or it's gonna get cold,
So eat it.

I don't care if you're full

Just eat it, eat it.
Open up your mouth and feed it.
Have some more yogurt, have some more Spam,
It doesn't matter if it's fresh or canned
Just eat it, eat it
Don't you make me repeat it.

Have a banana, have a whole bunch,
It doesn't matter what you had for lunch
Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it,
eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it.

Just eat it, eat it,
If it's getting cold reheat it
Have a big dinner, have a light snack,
If you don't like it you can't send it back.

Just eat it, eat it
Get yourself an egg and beat it.
Have some more chicken, have some more pie
It doesn't matter if it's broiled or fried
Just eat it, eat it,
Don't you make me repeat it.

UnrealQueen

Weird Al rocks but what are 'tchotchkes'?

Cake Fiend

Originally posted by bizmark
Thats the best song in the world

I disagree, that honour goes to Weird Al - All About The Pentiums!

hedgetrimmer

rofl

Weird Al is the greatest!:D

simu

Originally posted by UnrealQueen
Weird Al rocks but what are 'tchotchkes'?

tchotchke - (chats-ki) a toy; a small
play thing; a bauble a trinket; a gewgaw; a gadget; a little knickknack that brings joy.

RobertFoster

Originally posted by Sico
I disagree, that honour goes to Weird Al - All About The Pentiums!

I don't like that one...

Chinafoot

more sound clips here

love Amish Paradise and What if God Smoke Cannabis!

the mans a genius!

:cool:

modular

Weird Al doesn't sing What If God Smoked Cannabis, and most of the songs on that website. Generally if it's crude or profane, it's not by Al.

bp_me

brilliant!! and so true

SoBe

that was pure class

Dathai

Sniffle* I miss Alf...so very very much.....AAAAALLLLLFFFFFFF COME BACK!!!!.
I miss that little guy so much and his wierd lookin' hair.....

Long live Alf

the_obsolete

Ye should get the album eBay is off of- called 'Poodle Hat'- class album! There's skits of loads of songs, all brilliant!
Though for the true Wierd Al Experience, you have to see some of his videos! Pure genious!

quank

He is a genius. Great songs... *sniff*

I should get one of those albums actually...