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A Few Good Ones

Kazu · 2004-06-04 18:09:20

A dick is the unluckiest thing on the planet. It's got an eye that can't see, a head with no brain, and has 3 neighbours, 2 of them are nuts, and the other one is an asshole. An egg is the unluckiest thing on the planet: it only gets laid once, it only gets eaten once, it takes two minutes to get hard, it comes in a box…

04-06-2004 7:09pm

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Kazu

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A dick is the unluckiest thing on the planet. It's got an eye that can't see, a head with no brain, and has 3 neighbours, 2 of them are nuts, and the other one is an asshole.

An egg is the unluckiest thing on the planet: it only gets laid once, it only gets eaten once, it takes two minutes to get hard, it comes in a box with eleven other guys, and the only one who ever sits on its face is its mom.

Cards is like sex, if you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand.

Don't steal, Fianna Fail hates competition.

Life is like a box of chocolates, It's full of nuts.

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#2 05-06-2004 6:11pm

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Funny.

When I first read the first one, I thought it said 'duck'

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#3 06-06-2004 2:09am

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Originally posted by Kazu
Don't steal, Fianna Fail hates competition.

Hee Hee:p

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