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ugly bus

  • 13-06-2004 2:15pm
    #1
    Flashling
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    May have been posted before, sorry if it has!

    A bus carrying only ugly people crashes into an oncoming truck, and
    everyone
    inside dies. They then get to meet their maker, and because of the grief
    they have experienced; he decides to grant them one wish each, before
    they
    enter Paradise.
    They're all lined up, and God asks the first one what the wish is.
    "I want to be gorgeous," and so God snaps His fingers, and it is done.
    The second one in line hears this and says "I want to be gorgeous too."
    Another snap of His fingers and the wish is granted. This goes on for a
    while but when God is halfway down, the last guy in the line starts
    laughing. When there are only ten people left, this guy is rolling on
    the floor, laughing his ass off.
    Finally, God reaches this guy and asks him what his wish will be. The
    guy eventually calms down and says:

    "Make 'em all ugly again".


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