male bashing

Flashling · 13-06-2004 8:13pm #1

A couple is lying in bed. The man says, "I am going to make you the
happiest woman in the world". The woman says, "I'll miss you."

"It's just too hot to wear clothes today," Jack says as he stepped
out of the shower, "honey,what do you think the neighbors would think if
mowed the lawn like this?"
"Probably that I married you for your money," she replied.

He said - Since I first laid eyes on you, I've wanted to make love to
you badly. She said - Well, you succeeded.

He said - Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
She said - That's a good idea...you stand by the ironing board while
I sit on the sofa and fart.

He said - What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave
you? She said - Turn sideways and look in the mirror

Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?
A: A rumor

One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his
sweatshirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted
to me, "What setting do I use on the washing machine?" "It depends," I
replied. "What does it say on your shirt?" He yelled back, "University
of Oklahoma." And they say blondes are dumb.

A man and his wife, now in their 60's, were celebrating their 40th
wedding anniversary. On their special day a good fairy came to them and
said that because they had been such a devoted couple she would grant each
of them a very special wish.
The wife wished for a trip around the world with her husband. Whoosh!
Immediately she had airline/cruise tickets in her hands.
The man wished for a female companion 30 years younger.......
Whoosh....immediately he turned ninety!!!
Gotta love that fairy!

UnrealQueen · 13-06-2004 11:44pm

Love him all. Ooh i love male bashing jokes.:D

Kazu · 14-06-2004 7:02pm

Dry

Ro: maaan! · 14-06-2004 7:18pm

There was a male bashing thread a while back that was far better. These are shite.

Why did the man cross the road?

'Cause he heard the chicken was a slut.