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Wedding Night

Diddy Kong · 2004-06-16 12:06:59

Sorry if its been here before... A fresh-faced lad on the eve of his wedding night asks his mother, "Mom, why are wedding dresses white?" The mother looks at her son and replies, "Son, this shows the town that your bride is pure." The son thanks his mom, and then seeks his father opinion, "Dad, why are wedding dresses…

16-06-2004 1:06pm

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Diddy Kong

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Sorry if its been here before...

A fresh-faced lad on the eve of his wedding night asks
his mother, "Mom, why are wedding dresses white?"
The mother looks at her son and replies, "Son, this
shows the town that your bride is pure."
The son thanks his mom, and then seeks his father
opinion, "Dad, why are wedding dresses white?"
The father looks at his son in surprise and says, "Son,
all household appliances come in white."

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#2 16-06-2004 4:30pm

Kazu

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lol

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#3 16-06-2004 5:30pm

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Good one!

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#4 16-06-2004 7:57pm

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LOL, good one.

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#5 21-06-2004 3:04am

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Gotta love sexist jokes!:p

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#6 21-06-2004 3:53am

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tbh this doesn't do anything for me...

couldn't of made it up myself but still pretty pathetic.
or just pathetic. sigh

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#7 21-06-2004 11:02pm

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Yes it's pathetic.

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#8 21-06-2004 11:17pm

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Brill

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#9 21-06-2004 11:49pm

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Originally posted by UnrealQueen
Yes it's pathetic.

Typical women not finding a sexist joke against women funny .

good joke by the way .

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#10 22-06-2004 10:57pm

huge

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we have to put up with higher insurance so we deserve a laugh now get your ass in the kitchen

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