Sayings

Jack Frost

"The early bird catches the worm - but look what happens to the early worm"

Add to this thread your favourit sayings,
lyrics, phrases or truths.

"It's not that i have anything against homosexual people, they are cool, just i personally don't like getting things rammed up my a**" - 'snowy (real)'

"Dance on down to the government and tell them you're eager to rule because you know what's best for you" - Jenny Holzer

"Don't just do something, stand there" - banksy

- jack frost

McKanuck

Tis better to remain silent and be thoughta fool, than to speak and remove all doubt.
Benjamin Franklin

Try not. Do or do not. There is no try! (Yoda)

Smurfpiss

Next time someone says "There is no I in team" just reply with
"yes but there is a ME and there certainly is no U"

cawo

do unto others....then run

if you're not confused you're misunderstood
(story of mylife)

it's all fun and games til someone loses an eye.........then it's sport!!

sex is not the answer.it's only the question.yes is the answer.

always pillage before you burn





i've got a notebook full of em

Jack Frost

Or, "there is no I in team but there is an I in WIN"

Best chat up line : "Hey baby, you know, i'm the only guy in the yacht club with a submarine."

trent_derby

If the shoe fits - lash her out of it.

monkey lover

You can please some of the people all of the time, and all of the people some of the time, but you can't please all of the people all of the time- Some U.S President. Abraham Lincoln I think.

McGonagles

"You can't stop file-sharing. Therefore you've got to come up with a better alternative" - Janis Ian

"If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate" -unknown, probably some chemist.

"I know I have the right to remain silent. I just don't always have the ability" -unknown

"Build a man a fire, and he's warm for the rest of the evening.
Set a man on fire, and he's warm for the rest of his life." - Adrian Chadd

"Computers are nothing but a perfect illusion of order" -Iggy Pop

Shanannigan

"It's better to die on your feet than live on your knees" Ché Guevara

IanluvsKathleen

"The moth who beats himself against the light must think it's a pretty important endeavor, at the time."

bandit

Never trust a woman with a cock

Dont judge someone until you have walked a mile in their shoes then if you dont agree at least your a mile away from them and you have their shoes....

If it aint tight it aint right.

"Don't wait for the Last Judgement--it takes place every day." Albert Camus

snowy (REAL)

'is subhailce an fhoighid nach d-tugann naire'

Thats written on the back of a match box thats in my pocket it means
patience is a virtue that causes no shame. ITs like getting an education while burning stuff

trent_derby

One of my friends lives his life by a code -

And i quote

"Women are all *king thick, the best you can do is at least end up one who is good looking"

Im putting it on his headstone

bheansidhe

"Assumption is the mother of all f*ck-ups" - and it just so is!

"Curiousity killed the cat but satisfaction brought it back." - I like that one.

"Fool me once and the shame is yours. Fool me twice and the shame is mine." - so true.

"Joke 'em if they can't take a f*ck!" - ah, words to live by.

"Friends help you move furniture. Best friends help you get rid of bodies!"

And lastly, "In vino veritas."

memaeve

Interveiwer: Why aren't you wearing your girl's dress today?
David Bowie: Oh dear, you must understand, it's not a woman's dress, it's a man's......

Genius.
xm

Jack Frost

Politics causes more problems than it solves

The land belongs to no one

"i was choking on a cornflake, you said have some toast instead" - belle and sebastian

Anyone notice how creepy nursery rhymes are?
- ring a ring a rosie a pocket full of posies, a tissue a tissue we all fall down
-jack and jill went up the hill to fetch a pale of water, jack fell down and broke his crown and jill came tumbling after
-london bridge is falling down, falling down, falling down

BLOODY ANARCHISTS

- Jack Frost

Jack Frost

Ok i'll be honest with you all, all i want is to make a thread that has more than one page to it - that's all!! Just write about anything you like in this thread, have a chat about ankles for all i care, just please make it more than one page, ALL I ASK!!!

....so long dignity

- jack frost

Steveire

Eagles may fly high, but weasles don't get sucked into jet engines.

There's no i in team, and yet there's three in 'gibbering idiot', go figure.

Show me a good loser and I'll show you a LOSER!

Accept that some days you are the pigeon, and some days you are the statue.

If at first you don't succeed, remove all evidence you ever tried.

cheeers.

Devinho

There is no 'I' in 'TEAM'. There is one, however, in 'FIRED'.

I can do whatever I want. If I am willing to live with the consequences.

A man with a credit card is in hock to his image of himself.

A vision without solvency is a mere hallucination.

Two elephants for a quid is only a bargain if I need two elephants and if I have a quid.

Women are incredible, in the true sense of that word.

The hierarchy of most European civil services dictates that each civil servant rises exactly to the level just above that at which they can do their job effectively.

Taxing the poor is a case of robbing Peter to pay for the treatment of Peter's injuries sustained in the robbery.

The word 'literally' is the first word in many of the funniest sentences I have ever heard. "He was literally blowing smoke up my ass" is the favourite of the day.

McGonagles

"We can't have archaic and eat it"

Quote from a book by Gregory Benford called TIMESCAPE.

monkey lover

Originally posted by Jack Frost
Ok i'll be honest with you all, all i want is to make a thread that has more than one page to it - that's all!! Just write about anything you like in this thread, have a chat about ankles for all i care, just please make it more than one page, ALL I ASK!!!

....so long dignity

- jack frost

Almost there Jack!!!!

Are you getting enviious of the person who made the Song Tag game?

monkey lover

Don't foreget who did it for you

"weaseling out of things is what seperates us from animals........except the weasel of course

McGonagles

Originally posted by monkey lover
Don't foreget who did it for you

Yeah, at your acceptance speech, you'd
better name all of us! ;-)

butterfly

not really a saying but... 'you say you'd love some children... but you couldn't eat a whole one...'

rage, rage against the dying of the light. (dylan thomas)

there's no I in team, but then again there's no lard in teamster

'it'd be the straw that broke the camel's back... but in a good way, if you get what i mean..' (my english teacher)

'ther's only two types of people i dont like: those who aren't respectful and open to other people's cultures, and the dutch.' (that guy from one of the austin powers films...)

tovalee

Don't sweat the petty things ,and don't pet the sweaty things .
Words to live by!!!

McGonagles

"If that's the cure, I'd hate to see the feckin' disease!"
My father used to say this any time The Cure were on Top Of The Pops,
all through the 80's.

Jack Frost

WOO!!!! My life is now complete, i can go die or something! Thanks everyone!!

....i'm so happy with myself now! yay...