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Hanza

Last Week….Triple H and Eugene became friends.

Intro…HHH vs. Eugene, and a HBK update tonight.

IF YOU SMELLLLLL WHAT THE ROCK IS COOKIN. FINALLY, THE ROCK HAS COME HOME! Actually, I am sitting in Bethlehem, Penn, where he grew up. Anyway, Rock says that he had to be there tonight in his hometown. He then points out his family, Zach Thomas, Jason Taylor, and some Miami Hurricanes in the crowd. He then says that they are millionaires, and they show up in free NIKE gear. He then makes some jabs at how bad the Dolphins were this year, and says that he wants a Championship this year. He then starts talking about Eugene’s match with HHH, and he asks Eugene to come out to tell him a few things about HHH. Evolution’s music hits, and the Legend Killer comes out. Orton says that Eugene is not at the building yet. HHH picked him up at the hotel, and will bring him to the arena personally. Orton says that he is very happy that Rock is here because they never really had a chance to talk. Orton then reminds us that Evo defeated Rock and Sock at WM. Orton then calls Rock yesterdays news, saying that there is a new 3rd Generation SuperStar, who is younger, hipper, and better then him. Rock then reminds us all that Rocky Johnson used to lay the smackdown on Cowboy Bob Orton. Then High Chief Peter Miavia whooped around Bob Orton Sr. Rock then says that he remembers Randy as a kid, and that Randy was sitting there picking his nose, and playing with a pretty pony. Rock says that he went to shake Randy’s hand, but Randy ran away past Andre, JYD, and ran right into King Kong Bundy. Rock then says that Randy’s Dad told him that Randy will be great one day, and Rock said that he told Randy’s Dad that he would whoop Randy’s candy ass one day. They then start brawling, but Bischoff comes out. Bischoff kicks Rock out of the building. Security then walks Rock out, and he keeps the mic, walks by Trish and Tomko telling them both not to look at the People’s Package, and he liked Tomko’s show, Queer Eye. He then stops by Molly, and pulls her wig off. Next is The Hamburgler and Grimace (Hurricane & Rosey), and asks if Rosey ever says anything, and said that he probably knows how to say Super Size. He then sees Coach, and runs him down. He gets to his truck, and Orton is still in the ring, and he wants somebody to shut him up and get him out of the building. Rock tells Orton that if he thinks the beating he gave him was bad, it’s nothing like what he will feel in 3…2…1…and Orton is dumbfounded, and he turns around right into a SPEAR from Edge.

Commercials.

Bischoff telling a member of security to make sure Rock doesn’t make it back in the building. Benoit then comes in, and wants a moment of Bischoff’s time. He tells Bischoff that he doesn’t want Eugene involved, and that if HHH wants a Title shot, he will give one to him anytime he wants. Bischoff tells Benoit that he has nothing to do with this, and he should just stay out of it, or else he will have to kick another SuperStar out of the building.

Trish Stratus (w/ Tyson Tomko) vs. Victoria – WWE Woman’s Championship
Trish dominates. Trish mocks Victoria’s moonsault, but Victoria rolls her up for 2. Victoria charges, but Trish nails a spinebuster for 2. Trish has a chin lock, Victoria fights out, and hacks away. Victoria with a series of clotheslines, then the spinning sidewalk slam for 2. Victoria sends Trish to the corner, Trish blocks it, but turns around into a superkick. Victoria then nails a moonsault off the top for 2, after Tomko pulls her out from the pin. Victoria then goes over to Trish, but Trish rolls her up, and holds the ropes for the pin.
Winner – Trish

Trish and Tomko go to attack Victoria, but a man dressed in drag and a red wig leaps though the crowd to save her…then tosses his shoes at Tomko….it looks like Stevie Richards, but they don’t say.

Recap of the Diva Search in Chicago.

Commercials.

Recap of HBK getting demolished by KANE last week. JR and King say that it will be a while until HBK comes back.

Regal storms into Bischoff’s locker room, he doesn’t understand how Eugene has to wrestle tonight when ‘Benwar’ already said that he would give ‘Triple Hatch’ a title shot. Bischoff says that it isn’t about the title, that it’s about Eugene being an embarrassment to his family. Regal then goes off on Bischoff. He knows that he is a dirty scoundrel, but Bischoff is just dirt. And, he knows that Regal has done a great job, and he will relive Regal of his duties, and put him on the active roster. As a matter of fact, Regal’s first match back…is NEXT.

Commercials.

William Regal vs. KANE
Regal tries to get the early jump on KANE, and starts duking it out on the floor. KANE then choke slams Regal into the ropes, and he falls back towards KANE, who puts his boot up and levels Regal. They never get in the ring, and KANE seems to have KO’d Regal.
NO CONTEST

Commercials.

Recap of KANE and Regal.

KANE in Bischoff’s office, asking if he did what Bischoff wanted. Bischoff said yes, and that, although HHH is slated to face they Champion at Vengeance, that Champion could be KANE, as next week we will have a KANE vs. Benoit rematch. Bischoff hopes that he is happy now…KANE says that we haven’t seen nothing yet.

More from the Diva Search in Chicago.

Batista & Randy Orton vs. Edge & Chris Jericho
Randy jawjacks with Edge, then has Batista come in. Batista muscles Edge around, then Orton comes in. Edge fights back, nails Randy with a dropkick, and then Edge starts beating him down. Edge has Orton in the corner, Orton fights out, sends Edge to the ropes, Edge ducks a clothesline, then hits one of his own. Edge then with a suplex for 2. Orton gets Edge into his corner, and Batista is back in. Batista tosses Edge to the corner, and then charges at him. He tries it again, but Edge drop toe holds Batista into the turnbuckle. Jericho in, and he is on fire. He goes to lock the Walls on, but Batista fights out. Batista goes to slam Jericho, but Jericho slides out, and nails a bulldog, then the Lionsault for 2, but Orton breaks the count. Edge and Jericho double team Batista, then Orton. Jericho whips Edge across the ropes, and Edge baseball slides Edge into Orton. Jericho turns around, right into Batista, who DRILLS him with a clothesline. Jericho is out cold, and the ref makes Batista back off. Ref then calls out some help for Jericho.

Commercials.

During the break, they took Jericho to the back, and the ref gave Edge the choice to forfeit or continue, and the match goes on. Orton has the sleeper on, and Edge fights out, and cradles Orton for 2. Edge off the ropes, Orton goes for a dropkick, but Edge grabs the ropes, and Orton misses. Batista back in, but Edge ducks him, and nails the Edge-o-Matic. Batista gets to Orton, and Edge fires up, countering some double teaming. Randy goes for the RKO, but Edge pushes him off the ropes, and Edge nails a spear. Batista runs in to break up the count, and nails the DEMON BOMB. Orton gets up, picks up Edge, and nails a RKO for good measure.
Winners – Evolution

More Diva Search.

Smackdown Your Vote stuff…it’s not working because I’m not registered…

Commercials.

Stacy catches up with Mattitude, and congratulates him on being a father, and Mattitude is so proud, that he will purpose to Lita tonight…but tells Stacy to keep it a secret…and kisses her on the cheek

Smackdown Rebound:

JBL’s rant about being fired, and the limo ride

Heyman tells us that UT will do the right thing at the Bash, or else Paul Barrier will be covered in cement

UT runs in on the faces during the Tag Main Event

HHH’s limo pulls up, Eugene gets out, playing with some toys (HHH is Flex ‘Ems, Benoit is from Ruthless Aggression 7…I am the Figures God, don’t forget). HHH and Flair get out, and they tell Eugene that he can get ready in their dressing room.

Commercials.

Matt Hardy comes down to the ring. Matt Fact: Matt has bees ecstatic for the past week. He says that Father’s Day this year meant a special something this year, and he calls Lita down to the ring. Mattitude then says that he was a very happy man when he found out they would be a family, and he wants to show his love for her, and then purposes…Lita starts to nod yes…but then KANE shows up on the Tron. He wonders if there is something she should tell Matt before she answers. Lita pauses, then KANE says that he will do it for her. KANE says that the baby Lita is carrying isn’t Matt’s, its his! HAHAHAHA. Lita starts crying, Matt is flipping out.

Commercials.

Matt is storming out, Lita is behind her, saying that she did it so that KANE would stop hurting him…and that the baby might be his. Matt stops, and reiterates, then leaves.

Winners from the Chicago Diva Search.

Eugene is getting ready for the match, Evolution comes in, and Eugene wonders where Regal is. HHH says that he doesn’t need Regal, and that they are friends. Bischoff comes in to wish Eugene luck, and HHH gets in his face and says that nobody is buying it anymore, and that he will not go out and slaughter Eugene, because they are friends. Bischoff looks intimidated, and HHH tells Eugene to go finish getting ready, and he will finish the conversation with Bischoff. Eugene leaves…while HHH is still staring down Bischoff…and as the door shuts, all 5 of them bust out laughing.

Hanza

Commercials.

Eugene vs. Triple H (w/ Ric Flair)
HHH lets Eugene spit water with him. Tie up the start, HHH with a hip toss, and then helps Eugene back up. Tie up, HHH off the ropes, then Eugene with a hip toss, and Eugene helps HHH up. Tie up again, HHH with a wrist lock, but Eugene pushes out of it. Eugene then goes into a series of Hogan poses. HAHA. Eugene then wants a test of strength, and Eugene makes HHH fall to his knees. HHH with a waist lock, but Eugene spins though, and goes around Eugene and nails a back suplex. HHH then rolls to the outside.

Commercials.

We come back, and HHH body slammed Eugene. Then the go toss to toss. Eugene then corners HHH, and HHH yells that he hurt his arm. Eugene feels bad, and then HHH decks him. HHH then starts pummeling away. Eugene goes to fight back, but runs right into a spinebuster for 2. HHH puts Eugene on the ropes, and distracts the ref, so Flair can choke him over the rope. HHH then starts Tarding up, hits a series of rights and left, then an atomic drop, then a reverse atomic drop, then an airplane spin! Eugene goes to the top, and nails the double sledge for 2. Eugene charges, but HHH kick the gut, goes for a Pedigree, but Eugene back body drops out, nails a Rock Bottom, then a People’s Elbow. HHH rolls to the outside, Eugene follows, and Flair gets involved, but Eugene decks him, and gets back in the ring, only to get a Pedigree. Bischoff comes out and says that he didn’t make the match for HHH to beat Eugene, he made it so he can beat the hell out of Eugene. HHH then goes to get a chair, but Benoit come out to fight off HHH. Orton and Batista come out, but Benoit keeps them away with the chair. Benoit then takes that chair, and goes to hit HHH, but HHH ducks and Eugene gets hit!!! HHH then nails a Pedigree on Benoit.
NO CONTEST

Show Over.

~PK
FROM 411.com

Washout

Sounds like a nother one hell of a show.

specially the Rock Segment. Gonna miss it this friday

Lordz

Sounds OK,but i would have liked The Rock to interfere in Eugene vs HHH :mad: