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Cat In Heaven...

  • 22-06-2004 6:26pm
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    BEAT
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    > > A cat died and went to heaven. God met her at the Golden Gate and said,
    > You have been a good cat all of these years.
    > > Anything you want is yours for the asking." The cat thought a minute and
    > then said, "All my life I lived on a farm and slept on hard wooden floors.
    > I would like a real fluffy pillow to sleep on." God said, "Say no more."
    > Instantly, the cat had a huge fluffy pillow. A few days later, six mice
    > were killed in an accident and they all went to heaven together.
    > > God met the mice at the gates of heaven with the same offer that He made
    > to the cat. The mice said, "Well, we have had to run all our lives: from
    > cats, dogs and even people with brooms!
    > > If we could just have some little roller-skates, we would never have to
    > run again. God answered, "It is done." All the mice had beautiful little
    > roller-skates.
    > > About a week later, God decided to check on the cat. He found her sound
    > asleep on her fluffy pillow. God gently awakened the cat and asked, "Is
    > everything OK? How have you been doing? Are you happy?" The cat replied,
    > "Oh, it is WONDERFUL. I have never been so happy in all my life!
    > > My pillow is fluffy, and those little Meals-on-wheels you have been
    > sending are absolutely delicious."


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