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terriable blond joke....

  • 25-06-2004 12:59am
    #1
    Moderators, Regional East Moderators Posts: 21,504 Mod ✭✭✭✭


    I knew a blonde that was so stupid that.......

    She called me to get my phone number.

    she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice because it said "concentrate."

    she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind

    she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.

    she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.

    she tried to drown a fish.

    she thought a quarterback was a refund.

    she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.

    she tripped over a cordless phone.

    she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

    she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.

    she studied for a blood test.

    she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.

    when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home,she moved.

    when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead

    when she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left" she turned around and went home


Comments

  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,730 ✭✭✭✭simu


    She's either really stupid or a comic genius a la Andy Kaufman.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,309 ✭✭✭Kazu


    rofl :D:D:D:D:D


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,274 ✭✭✭de5p0i1er


    LOL. I never get sick of blonde jokes. :D:D:D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 424 ✭✭the_obsolete


    Nice one smithy!:D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 293 ✭✭Buck Owens


    when she missed the 44 bus she took the 22 twice instead


    heh heh brillant:D :D


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