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Tales of YOUR failed attempts to assassinate George W. Bush

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  • 25-06-2004 1:17am
    #1
    ugh!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2 ✭


    Any ideas?

    We were thinking, y'know, one of those bombs made with a capacitor and a load of potatoes. Or maybe onions would work better? Who knows - the choice is yours my friends. Isn't capitalism just great?!?


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    Scarinae
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 11,362 ✭✭✭✭Scarinae


    Where are my pants? A far more pressing and urgent matter, for me anyway, at this present time. Onions are certainly smellier than potatoes though, and if you got enough they could work as some sort of tear-gas


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    Agent Smith
    Moderators, Regional East Moderators Posts: 21,503 Mod ✭✭✭✭Agent Smith


    i plan a thermo nuculer strike,






    your all doomed!


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    Raphael
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,880 ✭✭✭Raphael


    The hell is this doing on CTYI?

    Neil, Podge?


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    gigglingrat
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    I think it would reflect badly on Ireland if we killed our honoured guests. More convenient if he accidentally killed himself. So how do you make it look like an accident...? Antifreeze slushee...?

    And Aonghus, I got no idea.


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    Crash
    Registered Users Posts: 11,196 ✭✭✭✭Crash


    well, he/she/it is a CTYI'er and as this is a community forum anything goes...

    dont look at me re: actually doing anything about it, go bug podge :p


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    Hagar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,793 ✭✭✭✭Hagar


    Overstarch his vest.
    Maybe he would slice off his head if he bent forward suddenly.


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    ll=llannah
    Closed Accounts Posts: 458 ✭✭ll=llannah


    tales of OUR failed attempts? what the hell have you done about it? nothing. how do i know? it's called cnn. the world would know quickly.
    so, the more proper response to your idiocy is
    PLEBIAN

    i shake the dust of my sandals onto you. hmph. etc.


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    halenger
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 2,094 ✭✭✭halenger


    Originally posted by crash_000
    dont look at me re: actually doing anything about it, go bug podge :p

    Hmmm.... Doing something. A thought is forming. I have a plan. I'll do something, I will. Honestly. No I'm not kidding.

    *goes to bed*


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    Scarinae
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 11,362 ✭✭✭✭Scarinae


    Originally posted by Hagar
    Overstarch his vest.
    Maybe he would slice off his head if he bent forward suddenly.

    Hahahaha thats a good one! I've got a brilliant image of that now

    By the way, did anyone else hear about George W. Bush's underpants? Not a nice mental image, but reminded me a lot of that bit in The Life of Brian where Brian opens the window while naked (though thankfully, Bush was NOT naked)


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    purplepolkadot
    Registered Users Posts: 408 ✭✭purplepolkadot


    razor sharp pretzel

    he'll do the rest himself

    you make it

    i'll plant it


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    Raphael
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,880 ✭✭✭Raphael


    Did ya hear about the guy who tried to arrest him for war crimes?


    He had a warrant and all


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    #13
    gigglingrat
    Closed Accounts Posts: 315 ✭✭gigglingrat


    Laughing at George W. is like shooting fish in a barrel. Its so easy it gets old.


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    Scarinae
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 11,362 ✭✭✭✭Scarinae


    I know it gets old, but imagining him in his underwear is NOT something I have done before (or ever want to do again, for that matter *shudders*)
    did that guy who wanted to arrest him for war crimes ever think he was gonna get anywhere?


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