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Its started (English Football)

  • 25-06-2004 2:41pm
    #1
    shurl
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  • #2
    Sleipnir
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,514 ✭✭✭Sleipnir


    the english are having a go too!


  • #3
    shurl
    Registered Users Posts: 458 ✭✭shurl


    :) cool.

    Staring at that for a good 10 secs.!
    Then the brain starts wondering what the hell is a dog on the pitch for.
    :) yeah need coffee.


  • #4
    Sleipnir
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,514 ✭✭✭Sleipnir


    here's another one I just got.
    Brilliant.


  • #5
    muffen
    Closed Accounts Posts: 493 ✭✭muffen


    Excellent thread, keep going, these are funny :)


  • #6
    jor el
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,713 ✭✭✭✭jor el


    another one


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  • #7
    Orion
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    Here's a good one :)


  • #8
    Orion
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,807 ✭✭✭✭Orion


    And this one...


  • #9
    lynchie
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,998 ✭✭✭lynchie


    And this...


  • #10
    lynchie
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,998 ✭✭✭lynchie


    and ...


  • #11
    Pugsley
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,136 ✭✭✭Pugsley


    Excellent keep em coming :D


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  • #12
    istep
    Registered Users Posts: 233 ✭✭istep


    Class

    Thank god 4 photoshop


  • #13
    istep
    Registered Users Posts: 233 ✭✭istep


    Whats the difference btween england and a tea bag?

    tea bag stays in the cup 4 longer ... an old one but oh so sweet today!


  • #14
    RobertFoster
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,203 ✭✭✭RobertFoster


    Originally posted by lynchie
    and ...

    that is just nasty


  • #15
    Hagar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,793 ✭✭✭✭Hagar


    CIA have shot down an unidentified flying object over Shannon .......
    ..... it's been confirmed as David Beckham's penalty.

    Q: Why aren't the England football team allowed to own a dog?
    A: Because they can't hold on to a lead.

    Q: Why do English make better lovers than Portuguese/Germans?
    A: Because English are the only one's who can stay on top for 90 Minutes and still come second!

    Q: What is common between a 3 pin plug and the England football team?
    A: They are both useless in Europe!

    Q: What's the difference between O J Simpson and England?
    A: OJ Simpson had a more credible defence

    Q. What's the difference between the English and a jet engine?
    A. A jet engine eventually stops whining

    Rumours that David Beckham was seen successfully seducing a young woman in a Spanish nightclub with a one-liner have been completely refuted by the English FA. Adam Crozier, chief publicity officer stated: "I find it totally preposterous to suggest that one of our players could make a successful pass to or at anyone."

    Oxo were going to bring out a Euro 2004 Commemorative cube painted red, white and blue in honour of the England squad.
    But it was a laughing stock and crumbled in the box.

    David Beckham has been asked to do all the remaining announcements for Euro 2004. Apperently he comes over the PA very well.


  • #16
    keu
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    CIA have shot down an unidentified flying object over Shannon .......
    ..... it's been confirmed as David Beckham's penalty.
    bahahahahahahaaha
    ..in tears


  • #17
    de5p0i1er
    Registered Users Posts: 2,274 ✭✭✭de5p0i1er


    Love it. Keep em coming boys. :D:D:D


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