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  • 26-06-2004 3:47pm
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    Kone
    Registered Users Posts: 1,372 ✭✭✭


    A chap staying at the Ritz Hotel in London finds a card offering sexual services in a telephone box near the hotel.

    Back in his hotel room he rings the number. A lady with a silky soft voice answers and asks if she can be of assistance.

    The guy says: "Yes, I'd like a blow job, a missionary ****, a bit of doggie-style, a few minutes of bondage and, to finish the session, a boob ****. Is that OK"?

    The lady says: "It sounds intriguing sir, but you might like to dial 9 first to get an outside line."

    :D


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