Job Predictor.

Raskolnikov

http://www.jobpredictor.com/index.asp

Raskolnikov, Your ideal job is a Nun. With my real name (gasp!) I got trained Assasin

tman

tman, Your ideal job is a Dietician.
<snip>, Your ideal job is a Computer Nerd.:D

damn thing knows me too well

weemcd

weemcd, Your ideal job is a Evil boss. lmao ok so far just look at my avitar

Meh name: Your ideal job is a In a land far, far away.
:dunno: but vague. il re-name myself weemcd and be a dictator

rymus

Real name I got mermaid, rymus got me dodgem driver. Dang.. just as I was hoping for pilot or something

Ste-

ste-, Your ideal job is a Kids TV Presenter.
Real Name, Your ideal job is a Quiz Show Contestant.
:dunno:

Magic Monkey

Magic Monkey, Your ideal job is a Porn Star.
<real name>, Your ideal job is a Big Game Hunter.

dod

dod, Your ideal job is a In a land far, far away.


the truth, it hurts.

bennyx_o

i got "Your ideal job is a Suicide Bomber." Next thing Bush will be after me :ninja:

Eye

Eye, Your ideal job is a Movie star.
<real name>, Your ideal job is a Anything where you can kiss ass.

i only have one word for that...... ROFL

Big Ears

entered real name : suicide bomber ( me gulps) .
Entered boards name : your Ideal job is a litter warden

edit : entered just my first name : your ideal job is playing for Aberdeen (and im obsesed with soccer )

Hello Kitty

real name> Your ideal job is a Supermodel.
oh yeah!!

Big Ears

Originally posted by Ste-
ste-, Your ideal job is a Kids TV Presenter.
Real Name, Your ideal job is a Quiz Show Contestant.
:dunno:

ROFL

gogo

Real name :Your ideal job is a Second-Hand Car Salesman.

gogo:Your ideal job is a Kids TV Presenter.

As it happens i have this beautiful ford escort, only 70,000 on the clock..........

KdjaCL

Kdjac: your ideal job is Big game hunter
A B :your idela job is a gigolo


entered in someone esle and they got rabbit Slayer ,i wanna be a rabbit slayer


kdjac

Big Ears

Sepp Blatter : your ideal job is a clown , lol:D

edit : me enters name including middle name : Evil Boss .

BoB_BoT

BoB_BoT, Your ideal job is a Permanent Temp
Real Name:, Your ideal job is a Shoplifting. - Well my first name is Robert , then again it does say i get to be "A Shoplifting" so does that make me one of the things that gets shoplifted?

Devilman

full name - incl middle names ( Emperor of all the World !!! )
name excl. mid- ( Funeral Director )

..hmmm decisions decisions

as DevilMan - Sewage Worker..... damn you ...damn you to hell....

Tusky

Ben, Your ideal job is a Fluffy Bunny Trainer.

ando

Pirate! rRRRRR me matie, land ahoie

neXus9

First name: I got a pirate, aswell!!!

First and second: supermodel!

neXus9: hypnotist

Giblet

Giblet: Stunt Man
Name: Pole Dancer


Both very fitting.

simu

gimp, Your ideal job is a Puppeteer.

simu, Your ideal job is a … who are you kidding, you work?.

OMG!!!!one - it knows!

catsup

first name = 'your ideal job is an unemployed' (!?!)
catsup = 'your ideal job is anything except what youre doing right now'

given my current state of unemployment, im not encouraged.

first & last name = 'your ideal job is a super hero' (me likes)
full name = 'your ideal job is a human shield'

i like to keep my options open. given the choice, im gonna go with superhero.

ive just noticed that the job predictor didnt suggest any real jobs for me after 4 attempts, should i be worried?

Winters

"Winters, Your ideal job is a God" indeed it is.
"<fullname>, Your ideal job is a MSP." ... wtf?

hostyle

<>, Your ideal job is a Panto Dame.

<>, Your ideal job is a Rear End of Panto Cow.

I'm getting some kind of theme here ...

Raphael

Raphael, Your ideal job is a Prime Minister.

<Real Name>, Your ideal job is a Jungle Explorer.

Sw33t

andrew163

LOL

<snip>, Your ideal job is a Circus Freak.
andrew163, Your ideal job is a Gigolo.

Cianan2

Cianan2, Your ideal job is a puppetteer.
Real Name,Your ideal job is Rabbit Slayer.

Put in my friends name,and he got Garden gnome!!!!

Superman

real name, Your ideal job is a Top Gun Pilot.
superman, Your ideal job is a God.

radiospan

plazzTT, Your ideal job is a Porn Star.
<snip>, Your ideal job is a Panto Dame.

dudara

dudara, Your ideal job is a Mad Scientist. (Not too far from the truth)

Real Name - Your ideal job is a As the Local always in the pub whenever you walk in. (Now this I can do)


In fairness for a random generator, both predictions are fairly spot on

aidan_walsh

<Name>, your ideal job is a President... (me likes)
doodle_sketch, your ideal job is a Big Game Hunter... (meh, I still get guns...)

l3rian

l3rian, Your ideal job is a Rabbit Slayer.




[realname], Your ideal job is a Between the hours of 12 and 1pm on days with a W in them.

smoke.me.a.kipper

smoke-me-a-kipper, Your ideal job is a Gigolo.
<Real Name>, Your ideal job is a Astrologer.

seamus

seamus, Your ideal job is Playing for Rangers. (lol wtf)
<name>, Your ideal job is an Emperor of all the world.

Mwuahahaha! That thing is too accurate!

conZ

conZ - Garden Gnome
Real Name - Rally Car Driver

Johnny_the_fox

Johnny_the_fox, Your ideal job is a Anything where you can kiss ass.
<Realname>, Your ideal job is a Rear End of Panto Cow.

- not much hope for me then

Elessar

Elessar - Your ideal job is a Bearded Lady in the circus.

It read my mind!

joe_chicken

me - pupeteer
joe_chicken - topless model



i dont know which one i prefer.... i do have nice boobs


but then again i am a man....

i put in 2 of my friends names... they got -> shoplifter.... hahahah and clown.....



this thing is genious

orangerooster

Real name-Cowboy.
Orangerooster-Trained Assasin.

One of my friends names turned up "playing for Aberdeen",chap I hate is due to be a "Goal Scoring Superstar Hero"-great....Im wearing chaps in the grand ole opree whiles hes a superstar hero!

krattapopov

krattapopov, Your ideal job is a … who are you kidding, you work?.




hahahahahahha thats so funny because i cant get a friggin job!!!

Space Coyote

Space Coyote, Your ideal job is a Rear End of Panto Cow. One can only dream.

<full name including middle name>Your ideal job is a Alien investigator. Class !

<nickname>Your ideal job is a Litter Warden. Dag nammit.

Guy:Incognito

stekelly, Your ideal job is a Playing for Aberdeen.


Guess I'm not as good a player as I thought.

Big Ears

Originally posted by Stekelly
stekelly, Your ideal job is a Playing for Aberdeen.


Guess I'm not as good a player as I thought.

or maybe ur the only player good enough to bring back the glory days of Aberdeen and break Celtic and Rangers stranglehold on the title .

Barbie_666

user name...bearded lady in the circus...:(

real name... lap dancer....:D

Kastro

Kastro, Your ideal job is a Monkey Impressionist.
andd real name... Your ideal job is a Top Gun Pilot.

Gordon

Circus Freak here too.

Agent Smith

real name :J Your ideal job is a Superhero.
boards handle:agent smith, Your ideal job is a Between the hours of 12 and 1pm on days with a W in them.



what i win?

BEAT

BEAT, Your ideal job is a Reality TV Show star.

Real name, Your ideal job is a Mad Scientist

Mac daddy

Real name : Your ideal job is a Gigolo.
Mac daddy:Your ideal job is a Lhanbryde Community Worker.

At least they have got the real name one right