Uwe Ball Defends House of the dead

The man responsiable for some of the most dismal reviews in the history of cinema defends his film. Now I have yet to see them film so I shall reserve my judgement till I do.

MESSAGE FROM UWE BOLL, DIRECTOR AND PRODUCER OF HOUSE OF THE DEAD

"HOUSE Of THE DEAD was in a lot of territories a very big success. In Middle East, Russia, Spain, Thailand and South America was the movie similar to the USA and KANADA two weeks in the TOP TEN and a long time in the Video/DVD-Charts. In a lot of countries the release is coming up in summer. But in the internet are a lot of negative voices talking about the film and I wanna tell all this people that they are right and wrong.

If you think that HOD is **** you are right in a way because it is cheesy but you are wrong in a lot of ways. First of all if you really see the move on screen or DVD you will recognize that the CINEMASCOPE look of the movie and the sound are absolutly A LIST and not one percent less quality as RESIDENT EVIL or UNDERWORLD. Second: What is the game HOUSE OF THE DEAD about ? It is a cheesy action shooter. And dont forget I made a movie out of that game. I did not made a ZOMBIE movie alone - I made a game based movie. So the game is an action shooter game where you kill zombies - and if you really compare my movie to movies like RESIDENT EVIL or UNDERWORLD then I dont know what you was waiting for? In HOD we have a lot of GORE and a lot of action. Much more as in Resident Evil. The big battle in front of the house with the MATRIX and TURN TABLE effects, over 100 blood effects and 11000 cuts in 13 minutes will be film history in a few years because in NO OTHER FILM EVER was a similar scene. Also Rodrigez or Tarantino ever made a scene like this escalating action scene in HOD. I really tried to make out of a teenage horror script a special new form of a videogame based movie. I'm not 100% satisfied with the result but it was the maximum what I could do with the budget and script. And what is really pissing me of is that a lot of real horrorfans (especially on Creature Corner, IMDB, Yahoo) are not able to see a difference and judge unfair. Third: also if the story/dialog is cheesy the story has no big logical problems or mistakes.

Can you show me in HOD logical mistakes like in the remake of DAWN OF THE DEAD? How the **** in DAWN OF THE DEAD is coming the fat woman and the other people from the inside of the truck in the mall? How they are coming later back in the tunnel from the house of the sniper?

I write this because I read all that **** and I give my commentaries also. I startet filming as a boy and I had NO CONNECTIONS in the film industry, no nice uncle or rich parents taking care of me. I worked myself in the film industry, made movies like GERMAN FRIED MOVIE or RUN AMOK with NO MONEY and released the movies on my own, travelled to the theatres, talking to the exhibits and to the audience. That I make movies is not a result of VITAMIN B is is the result of my work and my dicipline and my talent.

Before you all write more **** about my movies you should look THE HEART OF AMERICA for example, the movie I did before I made HOUSE OF THE DEAD and you should see ALONE IN THE DARK. After you saw this movies you should have the balls to say "Sorry about my comments!". The weak part of HOD was the story - not the directing. In August ALONE IN THE DARK is finished and this movie is way above movies like UNDERWORLD or RESIDENT EVIL. And for BLOODRAYNE what we do this summer - we have a great script from Guin Turner (she co-wrote AMERICAN PSYCHO) and we will deliver a movie way better as VAN HELSING was (much darker and more brutal).
Uwe Boll



My god he can talk some ****. I always believed that someone should allow others to tell them how talented they are. In Uwes case he tells us.

Karl Hungus

To be completely honest, I really liked The House Of The Dead.

That main action sequence had me rolling in the most painfull fits of laughter I've had in years!

Tusky

He sounds like a 12 year old...

the_obsolete

Why was I not notified of this before...I loved that game! Has it even been in the cinemas over here yet?

the_obsolete

Oh fudge this guy is crazy! I've just been on imdb.com and apparently he's directing and producing lots more films based on games:- Far Cry, Bloodrayne and Alone In The Dark!

the_obsolete

Way hey just checkin out imdb more, and looks like Christian Slater and Tara Ried are in Alone In The Dark. After lookin at the trailer for it...and man the monster in it looks chee-zay!
Also one question Karl - is the Magician in it?

Fysh

From what little I remember of it, Alone in the Dark would be a cool movie. Why on earth he chose a shooting game to make into a film is beyond me - I can only hope that, if his film making talents are on a par with his basic english ability, he never touches anything I'm fond of.

Never mind the fact that he shares that strange affection a lot of (predominantly american, in my experience) horror fans have for cheesy ****e that passes itself off as a script. Damnit.