Geriatric Jokes

Naos

Ahem.

One bright sunny day, an old couple were sitting in a cafe. The granddad turned around and said "55 years ago, we met here for our first date remember?"
To which the Grandmam replied "Yes i do sweetie, and do u remember..?"
"Yes i do love, we went behind this here cafe and had sex, our first sex too. Say what do you think, for old times sake, we pop around the back and try it once again?" The old woman slightly bemused said "Are you sure you'll be up for it?" to which the man responded "Yes" and the old couple ran behind the cafe to start their session.

Now there was this young 20 yr old at the table next to him, and he was pissing himself laughing at all this. He couldnt contain himself and just had to go around the corner to see it. As he left the cafe and turned the corner, expecting to see the 2 on the ground with broken backs, he was greeted by the sight of the grandad going mad at the grandmam up against the fence, giving it to here like an 18 yr old on viagra.

After ten minutes when they'd finished, the young man walked up to the Grandad and said, f**king hell man, that was amazing, dont mean to be a perv, but that was astounding, i cant even do that, you were just going at it like monkeys, it was electrifying, i mean, please, whats ur secret? I need to know man.

The grandad turns around to the young man and said,

"55 years ago sonny, that fence wasnt electric!"

RobertFoster

Originally posted by Mear
it was electrifying

gave it away tbh

kmart6

Goodone,I id'nt see it coming

Naos

Originally posted by RobertFoster
gave it away tbh

well ya sorta gotta include that part .. ;p