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Pierre the fighter pilot!

  • 29-06-2004 12:27pm
    #1
    calhob_ie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 404 ✭✭


    Pierre, a French fighter pilot, takes his girlfriend, Marie, out for a
    pleasant little picnic by the River Seine. It's a beautiful day, and love is
    in the air.

    Marie leans over to Pierre and says: "Pierre, kiss me!"

    Our hero grabs a bottle of Merlot wine and splashes it on Marie's lips.

    "What are you doing, Pierre?", says the startled Marie.

    "I am Pierre the fighter pilot! When I have red meat, I have red wine!"

    She smiles and they start kissing. When things began to heat up a little,
    Marie says, "Pierre, kiss me lower."

    Our hero tears her blouse open, grabs a bottle of Chardonnay and starts
    pouring it all over her breasts.

    "Pierre! What are you doing?", asks the bewildered Marie.

    "I am Pierre the fighter pilot! When I have white meat, I have white wine!"

    They resume their passionate interlude and things really steam up. Marie
    leans close to his ear and whispers, "Pierre, kiss me lower!"

    Our hero rips off her underwear, grabs a bottle of Cognac and pours it in
    her lap. He then strikes a match and lights it on fire. Marie shrieks and
    dives into the river.

    Standing waist deep in the water, Marie throws her arms upwards and screams
    furiously, "PIERRE, WHAT IN THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?"

    Our hero stands up defiantly and says, "I am Pierre the fighter pilot! If I
    go down, I go down in flames!"


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