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Joke about two nuns

  • 30-06-2004 7:01pm
    #1
    petals
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    Two nuns, Sister mathematical and Sister logical were out walking in the forest one day when they discovered that there was a man following them. They started to walk a bit quicker but the man kept following them. They came to a fork in the road and Sister mathematical said "If you go one way and I go the other way he'll only be able to follow one of us so the other will get back to the convent safely and can get help."
    So they went off in different directions and the man followed Sister logical. Sister Mathematical got back to the convent and was telling the other nuns the story when there was a knock at the door. It was Sister Logical. Sister Mathematical was so surprised to see her and asked how she managed to get away from him. Sister Logical replied, "Well he was following me so I walked quicker then he walked quicker, so I started to run then he started to run, then he caught up on me so I pulled up my skirt then he pulled down his pants and everyone knows a nun with her skirt up can run faster than a man with his pants down"


Comments

  • #2
    Hoojah Nickabolokov
    Closed Accounts Posts: 83 ✭✭Hoojah Nickabolokov


    hehe, feckin nuns. :)


  • #3
    Dathai
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,192 ✭✭✭Dathai


    Lol...how true


  • #4
    Diddy Kong
    Registered Users Posts: 937 ✭✭✭Diddy Kong


    classic


  • #5
    Maximilian
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    Then there's the one about the two nuns in the bath - one says: where's the soap and the other replies: it does, doesn't it? (insert laugh track)


  • #6
    Oriel
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,154 ✭✭✭Oriel


    Originally posted by Maximilian
    Then there's the one about the two nuns in the bath - one says: where's the soap and the other replies: it does, doesn't it? (insert laugh track)

    Wha?


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  • #7
    kmart6
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,172 ✭✭✭✭kmart6


    SOOOOOO old


    Maximilian what are you talking about?????????


  • #8
    fragile
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 834 ✭✭✭fragile


    Originally posted by Maximilian
    Then there's the one about the two nuns in the bath - one says: where's the soap and the other replies: it does, doesn't it? (insert laugh track)

    ROFLMAO, havn't heard that one in years, fu(king classic...

    nice one maximillian


  • #9
    de5p0i1er
    Registered Users Posts: 2,274 ✭✭✭de5p0i1er


    First one was good, I didn't get the second one.


  • #10
    fragile
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    Originally posted by de5p0i1er
    I didn't get the second one.

    and you never will ;)


  • #11
    Meadows
    Registered Users Posts: 255 ✭✭Meadows


    please explain more. i read the joke 50 times and i still dont understand.


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  • #12
    Acidflash
    Registered Users Posts: 1,228 ✭✭✭Acidflash


    lol :)


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