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Yes it's true, the becks jokes will never end

  • 02-07-2004 12:41pm
    #1
    Kelter
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    Figo, Ronaldo and Beckham are at the pearly gates of heavan, when St.
    Peter
    opens the gate.

    He turns to Figo and asks "Why do you deserves eternal happiness in
    heavan
    my son?"

    Figo replies "I am an artist, I inspire young people to be great
    footballers, and in turn take them away from a life of crime."

    St. Peter nods, impressed.

    He turns to Ronaldo and asks the same question.

    Ronaldo retorts "When I play football I treat everyone as an equal, I
    see
    no ethnic or racial divides. The boy from Rio is the same as the
    superstar
    from Madrid."

    One again St. Peter is impressed, and nods.

    Next he turns to beckham.

    "I suppose you are looking for your ball back?"


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