Careful now.....

TwoShedsJackson · 20-05-2001 10:17am #1

http://dailynews.yahoo.com/h/nm/20010518/ts/crime_bite_dc_1.html

Woman Bites Off Chicago Man's Testicles
CHICAGO (Reuters)

A woman walked into Chicago Police headquarters early on Friday and handed over a pair of testicles she said she had bitten off a man who had sexually assaulted her, police said.

``During the assault, the female victim got the man's testicles in her mouth and bit them off,'' Officer Thomas Donegan told Reuters.

The woman presented the testicles at police headquarters, a short walk from where the alleged attack occurred, Donegan said.

The man found his way to a local hospital where he underwent unsuccessful reattachment surgery and was being questioned by police.

The woman, 42, was treated at another hospital and released.

Cake Fiend · 20-05-2001 10:18am

Fair fu<king play

Lenny · 20-05-2001 1:59pm

Just imagine the pain

Stephen · 20-05-2001 2:00pm

He deserved it

Mills · 20-05-2001 2:21pm

LOL, they should teach that at Women's self defence courses

LegacyUser · 20-05-2001 3:58pm

Aww man that stuff has to hurt... but all u have to say to it is 0wned

Ronan|Raven · 20-05-2001 8:01pm

eeep!

Just imagining it has nearly made me cringe with pain imagine what he felt!

richindub2 · 20-05-2001 9:36pm

Ouch, can you imagine trying to tell the nurses in the hospital what happened to you?

*cough*
daves l33t site 0wns j00.

Spunog UIE · 20-05-2001 10:12pm

can you imagine trying to tell the nurses in the hospital what happened to you?

" No Anestitic foryou matey, gawn your bike "

Sick *******...shouldn't make fun of this but just so darn hard not 2,pardon the pun
but like ever ***** about scraping of the teeth?puts the whole thing in perspective.

Wellthat ******* deserved what he got.

theyshould of been shoved up his ass rather than reattacted.