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lifesavers

  • 05-07-2004 9:17am
    #1
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    A college professor was doing a study testing the senses of first graders, using a bowl of lifesavers. He gave all the children the same kind of lifesavers, one at a time, and asked them to identify them by color and flavor. The children began to say:

    "Red ............cherry"
    "Yellow.......lemon"
    "Green........lime"
    "Orange......orange"


    Finally the professor gave them all honey lifesavers.
    After eating them for a few moments none of the children could identify the taste.

    "Well he said, "I'll give you a clue, It's what your
    mother may sometimes call your father."
    One little girl looked up in horror, spit hers out,
    and yelled:

    "Oh My God!!! - They're assholes."


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