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depression & the rangers fan

  • 05-07-2004 9:21am
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    cujimmy
    Registered Users Posts: 519 ✭✭✭


    A businessman is driving out of Glasgow one Friday evening along the M8. He runs into a traffic jam, but after about 10 minutes sitting still, he's beginning to think "hey, this is worse than usual". He sees a policeman wandering between the line of cars, so winds down his window and calls him over to ask whats going on ahead. "Its a Rangers fan," says the policeman. "He's feeling really depressed
    because his team failed to do anything this season after all the mouthing off he's been doing since last year. He also says hes got no friends, all his family hate him and he's never had a job. He's threatening to douse himself in petrol and set himself on fire in the middle of the road. I've had a long chat with him, and now I'm taking up a collection for him."
    The businessman is impressed. "WOW, thats really good of you," he says.
    "How much have you collected for him so far?"
    "Well," says the policeman, "About 20 gallons, but alot of people are still siphoning........."


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