Worst One Liner in a film?

BrookieD

Hi Guys
whats the worst oneline in a film you have heard.
Mine would be:-
From>> Last Action Hero "This was a really bad film???"

From Big Arnold himself, To the cops busting down his 2nd cousin's door.
"The only drugs you're going to find in there are aspirin. And if you touch that front door... you're going to need them!"




Cheers
BrookieD:p

Pugsley

If you mean one liners that are so bad their good
Dog Soldiers - There is no Spoon

If you mean ones that are just really bad and unfunny and genrally annoying:
Dog Soldiers - They THink its All over (really hated that line)

smiaras

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valor

Ben "wooden" Afflect in Daredevil

" I set out to save the city, but in the end I saved myself"

tman

Will Smith - Wild West;
"That's it! no more Mr. Knife guy!"

Hecate

Roger Moore had some terrible one liners when he was playing bond:

Hugo Drax: Why did you break up the encounter with my pet python?
James Bond: I discovered it had a crush on me.

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Bollinger? If its '69 you were expecting me!

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[after shoving Drax into an air lock and ejecting him into outer space]
Dr. Holly Goodhead: Where's Drax?
James Bond: Oh, he had to fly.

...and thats just Moonraker.

D-Generate

Under Siege 2 by Casey Ryback (Mr. Seagal)
"Nobody beats me in the kitchen."

Sheer brilliance!

mr_angry

"They caught a train" - Arnie, in Eraser.

In fact, I think Eraser was designed purely to win this contest. Other gems included "You've been erased", and the aforementioned "You're luggage".

beardedchicken

keira knightley in pirates of the carribean - "you want pain?? try wearing a corset"

WTF!!!!?????

Juggalo

Jason X - "He's screwed"

Wacker

Nice sig line Juggalo.

My nomination goes to Storm in X-Men. Before zapping Toad with lightning, she says

"Do you know what happens to a toad after it is hit by lightning?"

She zaps him, and says:

"The same thing as everything else."

Really, was that the best they could come up with?

smoke.me.a.kipper

all of Arnie's lines playing Mr.Freeze in Batman and Robin

Cop: Please show some mercy!
Mr. Freeze: I'm afraid my condition has left me cold to your pleas of mercy.

Mr. Freeze: You're not sending ME to the COOLER!

Mr. Freeze: Tonight, hell freezes over!

Mr. Freeze: Adam and Evil!

Mr. Freeze: ICE to see you!

*groan* :rolleyes:

Chad ghostal

*throws pipe at dude*
"let off some steEAm bennet"

*machetes guy sticking him to pole*
"stick around"


..naturally arnie.

Evil_Bilbo

"Look after my friend - he's dead tired"

Arnie from commando (after breaking some dude's neck on a plane)

Andrew Duffy

Wesley Snipes - Passenger 57

"Always bet on black"

MiCr0

"any i though Christmas only came once a year"

again from james bond

Ardent

Lethal Weapon (2?), Danny Glover kills two guys in his unfinished conservatory with a nail gun:

"Nailed 'em both!"

Love it.

mrbungle

Arnie holding a bad guy over a cliff in Commando:

Bad Guy screaming: LET ME GO! LET ME GO! LET ME GO!
Arnie releases his grip and walks back to car !!!

Daughter axes: What did you do with him ??

Arnie: I leth him go.

Class.

Creature

Lol I think smoke-me-a-kipper wins for those atrocious Batman & Robin quotes.

Here's another gem from Arnie, from the truely terrible film Commando

Arnie: Hey remember when I said I’d kill you last?
Badguy: Yeah you promised you’d kill me last.
Arnie: I lied!


Genius!

wrecked

i think that this is just stupid and not bad in the ways u guys wrote previously but here goes

jason X
when people are all trapped and Jason is alive and killing
Stupid Girl-is he still out there?
Stupidier Girl- why don't you stick your head out a check

seriously wtf how/why would you say such a dumb thing like come on its f@#kin Jason jesus do they really think he will just leave them alone so they can land safely

lodgepole

Originally posted by mrbungle
Arnie holding a bad guy over a cliff in Commando:

Bad Guy screaming: LET ME GO! LET ME GO! LET ME GO!
Arnie releases his grip and walks back to car !!!

You forgot the best part...

Bad guy: You promised you'd kill me last!!
Arnie: I lied

And then he drops him...

ixoy

Originally posted by wrecked
jason X
when people are all trapped and Jason is alive and killing
Stupid Girl-is he still out there?
Stupidier Girl- why don't you stick your head out a check

seriously wtf how/why would you say such a dumb thing like come on its f@#kin Jason jesus do they really think he will just leave them alone so they can land safely

Eh this was in the trailer and it was very clearly tongue-in-cheek. It's not meant to be serious.. :rolleyes:

Clintons Cat

Consider this a divorce

Ponster

Originally posted by beardedchicken
keira knightley in pirates of the carribean - "you want pain?? try wearing a corset"

WTF!!!!?????

Yes, I remember being physically sick when I heard her say that !

Though IMHO an even better one is Kim Beckinsale in "Van Helsing".

There's this vampire gloating in front of her and Kimmy stabs the Vampire whilst saying...

"If you're going to kill someone, do it, don't talk about it."



At least they ripped off a good movie (The Good, the Bad and the Ugly)

"When you have to shoot, shoot don't talk"

Vuk

Worf in Star Trek: First Contact

"Assimilate this" as he wastes some borg on the hull of the ship *cringe*

Sleipnir

Originally posted by Creature
Lol I think smoke-me-a-kipper wins for those atrocious Batman & Robin quotes.

Here's another gem from Arnie, from the truely terrible film Commando

Arnie: Hey remember when I said I’d kill you last?
Badguy: Yeah you promised you’d kill me last.
Arnie: I lied!
!

OR another Arnie classic from same movie

"why don't you let off some steam, Bennett"

Classic stuff.

spooiirt!!

Originally posted by Creature
Lol I think smoke-me-a-kipper wins for those atrocious Batman & Robin quotes.

Here's another gem from Arnie, from the truely terrible film Commando

Arnie: Hey remember when I said I’d kill you last?
Badguy: Yeah you promised you’d kill me last.
Arnie: I lied!


Genius!

WTF commando is brilliant!!

Fysh

The same commando with the battle at the end in which the same soldiers are repeatedly seen being shot dead, and one guy tumbles from a roof...onto a crash mat?

Awful film. Hilarious, but awful.

Other quotes from arnie would have to include the kindergarten cop ones:

"Who is your daddy and what does he do?"

Or the line that made Chris Odonnel cringe in Batman Forever (probably my all time favourite shite line, in fact):

"Holy Metal Floor, Batman!"

*Batman looks at him, wondering if his sidekick has some degenerative brain disease*

"What?"

"The, uh. The floor. It's metal, and it has, uh, holes in it."

Class!

segadreamcast

Originally posted by Fysh
The same commando with the battle at the end in which the same soldiers are repeatedly seen being shot dead, and one guy tumbles from a roof...onto a crash mat?

Awful film. Hilarious, but awful.

Other quotes from arnie would have to include the kindergarten cop ones:

"Who is your daddy and what does he do?"

Or the line that made Chris Odonnel cringe in Batman Forever (probably my all time favourite shite line, in fact):

"Holy Metal Floor, Batman!"

*Batman looks at him, wondering if his sidekick has some degenerative brain disease*

"What?"

"The, uh. The floor. It's metal, and it has, uh, holes in it."

Class!

Probably just a funny nod to the old Batmans where everything Robin said was 'Holy <insert object/person/scenario here> Batman!'

James_M

Originally posted by D-Generate
Under Siege 2 by Casey Ryback (Mr. Seagal)
"Nobody beats me in the kitchen."

Sheer brilliance!

End of Under Siege

Guy with clieché question: Whats your move man?
Casey with girl: here's my move (kisses girl amongst cheers)

Why do they have to give action movies such stomach turning epilogues?

Kersh

Arnie - 'Commando' -
'Let off some steam Bennet'

And Vin Diesel in Fast and Furious -
'I live my life 1/4 mile at a time'
:rolleyes: :rolleyes:

Kain

True Lies.

Man hanging on the edge of a misslie by his clothes.

Arne: Your fired!

*Shoot's missile into helicoppter*

Pugsley

By now in this thread you have prolyl quoted every line Arnie has actually had to read off

romey

Now im aware that this movie is classic sh*te and everyone accepts that every word keanue reeves says is laughable bad but just allow me this one :speed

pretty much everything keanue said in that movie was bad but at the end on the train it goes from bad to worse been so long since i've seen it cant really remember the dialog:

payne(baddie): blah blah something baddie like

head gets ripped off

jack(keanue): yeah well im taller

later inside train

annie: where's payne?

jack: he lost his head

i mean jesus on a bike!