The Infestation Has Begun!

The Song Thrush

We have a 12 year old spanish boy staying here with us. His room is next to mine and I'm just afraid that he'll sneak in when I'm out and use my computer or rummage through my stuff. After all when I was downstairs (underneath my room) I left my door open and I heard him step inside to have a peek around.

Big Ears

Originally posted by HelterSkelter
I have a better idea, let's kick all the culchies out of Dublin, then there will be a lot more room for everyone

no lets start a Civil Wat between the Culchies (like myself ) and the pale , we'll show yee all how to use hurl then .

Tommy Vercetti

IMO they are a breath of fresh air! Granted the guys are mostly raging homosexuals (which is cool anyway, better than the usual filthy tracksuit scum), most of the girls are absolutely beautiful! We used to keep them in our house years ago, I had a 3 week romance with one!

jesus_thats_gre

Originally posted by flogen
touché simu!
I have no problem with the big groups, except when I'm on a bus with them, and they just shout and shout... are we that bad in Spain? I know there are the lad types who go to spain and get drunk and sing, but these are only kids... you cant even call them yobs!

flogen

I am pretty certain that the regular Irish visitors to Spain are considerably worse than the young ones that come here.

jesus_thats_gre

Originally posted by full forward
But then who would you work for?

haha that has em confused

jesus_thats_gre

Originally posted by Big Ears
no lets start a Civil Wat between the Culchies (like myself ) and the pale , we'll show yee all how to use hurl then .

I always argued that the Pale, being the only decent part of the country, should be be able to cut of rest of Ireland off... During the winter, a connecting chain could be loosened so that the Whest can float off and mind its own business. During the summer months, the Whest can be pulled closer and we can use it for summer holidays... Sorted i think...

Then we could nuke the northies!

Tommy Vercetti

Originally posted by jesus_thats_gre
I am pretty certain that the regular Irish visitors to Spain are considerably worse than the young ones that come here.

Very,very true. And we are a lot uglier too.

As for civil war with the culchies, let's see how good your hurls are when we bring out the sawn-off shotguns that we stole from your elderly farmers! Stick that in your pipe and smoke it (in a pub too, you lawbreaking scum).

Kastro

and there was me thinkin of headlice.

Big Ears

Originally posted by Tommy Vercetti
Very,very true. And we are a lot uglier too.

As for civil war with the culchies, let's see how good your hurls are when we bring out the sawn-off shotguns that we stole from your elderly farmers! Stick that in your pipe and smoke it (in a pub too, you lawbreaking scum).

oh ya well , any1 16 can get a shooting license out in the culchiside , leaving us with a higher conscription rate , and being better equipt .

Also everyone knows u cant steal guns off farmers thats immpossible :ninja: .

munkeehaven

ha ha... this whole culchie/townie thing is hilarious! NOT.:dunno:

Third_Echelon

Originally posted by joe_chicken
I think this thread is racist too!!!

we still havent given out about the italians! they're just as bad!

racist?

i would say it is more 'descriptive'... how can i complain without describing where these people come from? Thats not racism... I don't have a problem with spanish people. I have some friends from Spain that I work with etc... My own great-great-great grandfather was Spanish... I have some Spanish blood..

Its the corner gathering that I have problems with.... they just happen to be Spanish... I would feel the same way if they were Polish, Italian, Irish, whatever...

Nala

Our first Spanish student was morbidly obese and went through her bed...

My mother knows a farmer, next time I'm going into town I should borrow his sheepdog and get it to round them up and keep them in the one place..

Tommy Vercetti

Originally posted by neev
Our first Spanish student was morbidly obese and went through her bed...

:eek:

Hal1

Originally posted by neev
Our first Spanish student was morbidly obese and went through her bed...

lol, what she b0rked the bed then?