I've sold monorails to brockway, ogdenville and north haverbrook...

Hecate

and by gum it put them on the map!

Raphael

Nice idea, poor execution.

3 stars for you

kmart6

Could have been better done but still good

Capt'n Midnight

THE MONORAIL SONG
Lyle Langley: I've sold monorails to Brockway, Ogdenville, and North Haverbrook. And, by gum, it put them on the map. Well, sir, there's nothing on earth like a genuine, bona fide, electrified, six-car monorail. What'd I say?
Flanders: Monorail!
Langley: What's it called?
Patty and Selma: Monorail. (Crowd softly chants "monorail" over and over)
Ms. Hoover: I hear those things are awfully loud.
Langley: It glides as softly as a cloud.
Apu: Is there a chance the track could bend?
Langley: Not on your life, my Hindu friend.
Barney: What about us brain-dead slobs?
Langley: You'll be given cushy jobs.
Grampa: Were you sent here by the devil?
Langley: No good sir, I'm on the level.
Wiggum: The ring came off my pudding can.
Langley: Take my pen knife, my good man. (Crowd stops chanting "monorail") I swear
it's Springfield's only choice! Throw up your hands and raise your voice!
Crowd: Monorail!
Langley: What's it called?
Crowd: Monorail!
Langley: Once again!
Crowd: Monorail!
Marge: But Main Street's still all cracked and broken.
Bart: Sorry, mom, the crowd has spoken.
Crowd: Monorail...Monorail...Monorail! Monorail!
Homer: Mono..d'oh!

But Main Street's still all cracked and broken - that would be the LUAS all right.

the_obsolete

Noooo dude...cheezed to the nines!

pork99

Originally posted by Capt'n Midnight

Barney: What about us brain-dead slobs?
Langley: You'll be given cushy jobs.

that bit sounds more like CIE actually

Hecate

Nice idea, poor execution.

Yeah unfortuntly I couldn't find any decent quality snapshots from that episode ('Marge vs The Monorail').

Now having Leonard Nimoy over for the opening of the LUAS would have been a good idea.

When he sees one of the trams: "I believe this vessel could do at least warp 5"

de5p0i1er

I liked it.

Meadows

we laughed, idle critics suck

spooiirt!!

very funny!