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Q & A Time

Hagar · 2004-07-09 11:57:47

Q. Why don't blondes like to breast feed their children? A. Because it hurts when they boil their nipples. Q. Why did the blonde sniff Nutrasweet? A. She thought it was diet coke. Q. Why did the blonde climb over the chain-link fence? A. To see what was on the other side. Q. Why did the blonde fail the driving test? A.…

09-07-2004 12:57pm

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Hagar

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Q. Why don't blondes like to breast feed their children?
A. Because it hurts when they boil their nipples.

Q. Why did the blonde sniff Nutrasweet?
A. She thought it was diet coke.

Q. Why did the blonde climb over the chain-link fence?
A. To see what was on the other side.

Q. Why did the blonde fail the driving test?
A. Each time the car stopped, she jumped in the back seat

Q. What do you get when you cross two black people?
A. Your ass kicked.

Q. Why do men pay more for car insurance?
A. Because women don't get blow jobs while they're driving.

Q. How can you tell if you're at a bulimic bachelor party?
A. The cake jumps out of the girl.

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#2 10-07-2004 9:03am

de5p0i1er

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Iliked the last one.

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#3 10-07-2004 5:01pm

kmart6

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Brilliant

Blonde jokes are the best

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#4 10-07-2004 6:36pm

Buck Owens

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1,2 and 5 were the best the rest were just......ahhh!!!!!!:D

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