The 14 year old girl

EricM · 09-07-2004 2:13pm #1

A fourteen-year-old girl goes to see her mom and tells her that she has
missed her period for two months. Very worried, the mother goes to the
drugstore and buys the pregnancy kit and the test result is that the
girl is pregnant.
Shouting, cursing, crying, "Who was the pig? I want to know, you now go
and tell your father, etc. etc."
When finally left alone, the girl picks up the phone and makes a
call. Half an hour later a brand new Ferrari stops at their house, a
mature and distinguished man, with grey hair and impecably dressed with a very
expensive suit steps out of it and enters the house. He sits in the
living room with the father, the mother and the girl, and tells them:
"Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the problem. However,
I can't marry her because of my personal family situation, but I'll take
charge. If a girl is born I can bequeath her 3 stores, 2 condominium
apartments, a beach villa and a US$ 500,000 bank account. If a boy is
born, my legacy will be a couple of factories, apart from the US$ 500,000. If
it is twins, a factory and US$ 250,000 each. However, if there is a
miscarriage....." At this point, the father, who had remained silent
all the time, places a hand on the man's shoulder and tells him:
"You'll f*ck her again!!!"