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oxymorons

  • 09-07-2004 5:10pm
    #1
    Capt'n Midnight
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 91,978 Mod ✭✭✭✭


    ie. Contradictory phrases.

    45. Act naturally
    44. Found missing
    43. Resident alien
    42. Advanced BASIC
    41. Genuine imitation
    40. Airline Food
    39. Good grief
    38. Same difference
    37. Almost exactly
    36. Government organization
    35. Sanitary landfill
    34. Alone together
    33. Legally drunk
    32. Silent scream
    31. Living dead
    30. Small crowd
    29. Business ethics
    28. Soft rock
    27. Butt head
    26. Military intelligence
    25. Software documentation
    24. New classic
    23. Sweet sorrow
    22. Child Proof
    21. "Now, then ..."
    20. Synthetic natural gas
    19. Passive aggression
    18. Taped live
    17. Clearly misunderstood
    16. Peace force
    15. Extinct life
    14. Temporary tax increase
    13. Computer jock
    12. Plastic glasses
    11. Terribly pleased
    10. Computer security
    9. Political science
    8. Tight slacks
    7. Definite maybe
    6. Pretty ugly
    5. Twelve-ounce pound cake
    4. Diet ice cream
    3. Working vacation
    2. Exact estimate

    ...And the number 1 oxymoron is..
    1. Microsoft Works


Comments

  • #2
    Hagar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,793 ✭✭✭✭Hagar


    Funny :D


  • #3
    robbie1876
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,766 ✭✭✭robbie1876


    Entertaining post!


  • #4
    kmart6
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,172 ✭✭✭✭kmart6


    LOL

    Class

    :D:D:D


  • #5
    de5p0i1er
    Registered Users Posts: 2,274 ✭✭✭de5p0i1er


    LOL. One of the best I've seen in a while. :D


  • #6
    Healio
    Registered Users Posts: 2,825 ✭✭✭Healio


    Originally posted by Capt'n Midnight
    ie. Contradictory phrases.

    33. Legally drunk

    eh whats that all about????:dunno:


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  • #7
    UnrealQueen
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    good ones there.


  • #8
    Diddy Kong
    Registered Users Posts: 937 ✭✭✭Diddy Kong


    some very funny ones


  • #9
    Kazu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,309 ✭✭✭Kazu


    lol :D:D:D:D:D


  • #10
    jor el
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,713 ✭✭✭✭jor el


    Nice, but you missed out on 'New and Improved'


  • #11
    Zaphod B
    Closed Accounts Posts: 418 ✭✭Zaphod B


    Originally posted by Healio
    eh whats that all about????:dunno:

    Presumably being legally drunk means you're drunk according to law, which under some circumstances would be illegal. It's not very good though.

    My favourites: Business ethics, government organisation. Classic :D


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  • #12
    Stabshauptmann
    Registered Users Posts: 4,885 ✭✭✭Stabshauptmann


    I get the joke but not funny as for most there is no condradiction, Microsoft Works did get a smile however


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