Any1 want a Webpage??

Shrimp

Would anyone like a web-page made for them:

Flash, Graphics, etc...

try it..??

Johnny Versace

For free?

Shrimp

Well, yeah, but within reason of the amount of work i have to do.

What site do you have in mind?

zAbbo

show us your design skills boy, links

Shrimp

I made a site for a school project, hold on and i will upload it to the internet. It's only for a fictinol company but it will still demonstrat my skills.

I will tell you when it's up and running.

Probably in about 10 - 15 mins

Shrimp

I can'y seem to be able to upload the site at this tme, but have a look at the attachment, thats the site, but be sure to view the Page witch is intitled Index.htm

Shrimp

Here it is

Shrimp

i can't seem to get the attachment to attach??

Johnny Versace

Hmmm, not looking too good so far!

Do boards allow html attachments?

Shrimp

well i am trying to attach a zip file
???

Shrimp

need help

Johnny Versace

This may sound harsh, but being unable to upload a file or attach a file is not going to give anyone any confidence in your technical abilities!

Shrimp

i am capable of up-loading the file, but when i click submit post, it loads but then does not place the attachment??

Not an error on my behalf

Seth Brundle

test to double check upload facility
ps don't be spamming the board as per the rules!

krattapopov

why dont you take a screen shot of the site and post the pictures?

Seth Brundle

erm, its working fine!

Shrimp

Please use this thread to download Website.

Download Now

zAbbo

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this is possibly the most retarded method of showing potential customers your website ever

After downloading 2mb of this crap, i feel hard done by, was this *website* tested in any browsers, all i see is "enter" and "close"

Shrimp

Do not call my work crap... When you where 16 and never sat any web-design courses do you think you would be able to come up with a site such as mine or equivalent... No, don't think so.

I would appreciate it if you did not insult me.

pork99

Why do you want to be a website designer?

Go out in the street and throw a rock and theres a 50-50 chance you'll hit a website designer (please throw it hard )

Why not do something honest & well paid like plumbing or acountancy?

The best occupations are ones were you are protected from competition either legally, as in the case of doctors, lawyers etc, and anything heavily unionised like the public sector or because demand for your services outstrips the supply of workers eg plumbers, painters & decorators.

Shrimp

I don't genuinely want to be a web designer when I leave school, i am just doing this cos i am bored on my summer holidays, and would like to make a few yo-yo's.

Web-designing as a career <<< HAHA (no offence to any web-desingers)

Seth Brundle

1. you spammed the boards promoting your services
2. you did #1 both claiming to be free and looking for money
3. you couldn't even manage to attach a copy of your site or upload it (initially)
4. it was, in all fairness, ****e - not quite the "brilliant service" you promise others

if you want to make a few bob thtn go and get a job doing something that you can actually do and not something that you don't wish to pursue in the future or where you will work for peanuts

zAbbo

Web Dev is where the moneys at

When you where 16 and never sat any web-design courses do you think you would be able to come up with a site such as mine or equivalent... No, don't think so.

Be able to come up with what, its awful, unless theres something im missing.

When i was 16 i could at least get the basics right, how ya like dem apples

NOOB etc.

Shrimp

I are a gimp

zAbbo

I'm talking about web development as opposed to design, also when I first dabbled in web design, I was 15 and started by disecting websites that i liked and learning how they were shaped and laid out not however be being a total asshole on a public message board.

Dont Cry

Shrimp

No, your the only one that was crying, when your porn didn't load

zAbbo

Thats it you've convinced me

I'll take one of your websites, sign me up for random warez template #4 or whatever you kids call 1337 these days

In fairness, you've just made a complete asshole of yourself, feel free to respond to me pointing out my sig again

Shrimp

Originally posted by bazH
I'll take one of your websites, sign me up for random warez template #4 or whatever you kids call 1337 these days

W T F are you talking about sleaze bag

eth0_

Like watching a car crash, isn't it?

Töpher

Originally posted by eth0_
Like watching a car crash, isn't it?

Just not as arousing

Shrimp

if you don't mind me asking, but what age are you?