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  • 11-07-2004 10:21pm
    #1
    Kazu
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    Q: What would it take to reunite the Beatles?
    A: Two more bullets.


    I bought a Palestinian sex doll the other day,but as soon as I got on the bus,it blew itself up!!


    How Do you piss off a female archeologist
    Give her a used tampon, and ask her what period it came from





    Two birds on a perch.
    One says to the other - can you smell fish?


Comments

  • #2
    robbie1876
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    Groan....

    Like the tampon one though!


  • #3
    jo_snow
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1 ✭jo_snow


    Beatles joke is such bad taste... Brilliant!


  • #4
    gobby
    Registered Users Posts: 1,253 ✭✭✭gobby


    Beatles one is good... Ditto for the tampon one. :)


  • #5
    Diddy Kong
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    i dont know wheather to laugh or cry


  • #6
    kmart6
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    Beatles one is brilliant

    The tampon one is fairly old


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  • #7
    Big Ears
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    Originally posted by kmart6
    Beatles one is brilliant

    The tampon one is fairly old

    I agree comepletely .


  • #8
    de5p0i1er
    Registered Users Posts: 2,274 ✭✭✭de5p0i1er


    LOL. Love a few bad jokes.


  • #9
    Tivoli
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    so bad there good,

    i don't get the last one or is it your sig?


  • #10
    Jabbathegut
    Registered Users Posts: 199 ✭✭Jabbathegut


    Ah! Beatles Jokes...

    Here's a few shockers....

    Why cant you go to the toilet at a Beatles concert?
    Because there is no John

    What was John Lennons last hit?
    The Pavement

    What's yellow and ugly and lives of dead beetles?
    Yoko Ono

    Where did John Lennon buy his last shirt?
    Target


  • #11
    solice
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    there is funny and then there is just bad taste


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  • #12
    Stephen P
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    LOL...but bad taste


  • #13
    smoke.me.a.kipper
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    lol indeed :D


  • #14
    duridian
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    Maybe bad taste but very funny :)


  • #15
    Big Ears
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    Originally posted by Jabbathegut
    Ah! Beatles Jokes...

    Here's a few shockers....

    Why cant you go to the toilet at a Beatles concert?
    Because there is no John

    What was John Lennons last hit?
    The Pavement

    What's yellow and ugly and lives of dead beetles?
    Yoko Ono

    Where did John Lennon buy his last shirt?
    Target

    ROFL :D


  • #16
    Healio
    Registered Users Posts: 2,825 ✭✭✭Healio


    What does Yoko Ono and Ethiopians have in common?
    They both live off dead beatles.


  • #17
    the_obsolete
    Closed Accounts Posts: 424 ✭✭the_obsolete


    I like 'em!:D


  • #18
    Fuhrio
    Closed Accounts Posts: 348 ✭✭Fuhrio


    lol i liked them specially the tampon one excellent tbh.


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