expensive tiles

eddhorse · 14-07-2004 3:12pm #1

Sheila, the Aussie housewife got out of the shower and slipped over on
the bathroom floor. Instead of slipping over forwards or backwards, she
slipped, did the splits and suctioned herself to the floor.
She yelled out for her husband Bruce. "Bruce, Bruce" she yelled. Bruce
came running in.
"Bruce, I've bloody suctioned myself to the floor" she said.
"Struth" Bruce said and tried to pull her up.
"You're stuck fast girl. I'll go across the road and get Cobba" (his
mate).
They came back and they both tried to pull her up. "No way. We can't
do it, let's try Plan B." Cobba said Plan B?" exclaimed Bruce. "What's that"?
"I'll go home and get my hammer and chisel and we can break the
tiles under her and release the vacuum." replied Cobba
"Spot on" Bruce said. "While you're doing that, I'll stay here and
play with her tits."
"Play with her tits"? Cobba said, " Not exactly a good time for that
mate?"
"No" Bruce replied, "But I reckon if I can get her wet enough, we can
slide her into the kitchen where the tiles aren't so expensive".