All new........And Then thread

kmart6

I think we could do with this back as it brought a load of people tp the Humour board.The rules are simple continue what the last person posted.Ty not to be insultin towards other members and follow the charter


So to start it all off.........

One day an old man walked into a brothel only to discover..............

RebelRockChick

......he was being used as a pawn in a message board thread about a now and then story but he was happy because............

Mutz

..it gave people who use boards.ie the opportunity to pass wind (orally). Then...

kmart6

they could remember the old times when they used to..........

Pyr0

Pass mesages between each other using very smart pigeons because............

Pugsley

internet hadnt been invented yet due to the mad events in which.........

Phil_321

evil scientists created a cow with 6 legs because.........

Civilian_Target

they found it easier to compute its velocity when...

Zoton

..it came charging towards them at high speed because Frank was wearing his red bow tie that day which was a gift from.....

JohnCleary

...his aunt Martha, who was the inventer of the internet and 6legged cow for the good of...

kmart6

Humanity but it then turned out to be for the good off.........

Doc

McDonalds who's evil clown hit-man was now stalking...

kmart6

the Arsenal ladies football team because of their endorsment with........

Ph3n0m

all new fruity flavoured Trojans, which led some people

kmart6

to believe that the battle of Troy was taking place now causing.........

Phil_321

the Greeks to abandon the 2004 Olympic games so they could prepare for war, unless..........

stuey

doc made a new flux capacitor to go back and change time so that.......

Big Ears

those dieing Serbians never started WW1 and that........................

castie

posh spice had murdered bill clinton in aid of the...

|ight

Pinkey and the Brain, Whom had completed their plan for world domination and now plotted ...

castie

the downfall of coca-cola who were secretly testing.....

|ight

other trapped lab mice for the ability to smuggle raisins across the borders of Mexico so Wacco Yacco and Dot could ...

castie

become the newest coronation street stars as it was......

|ight

about time they got some decent actors that could do more than just ...

castie

speak 47 different languages while pedaling a unicycle which was.....

|ight

the main means of transport in the 60's when you lost one wheel, or when ...

castie

joe remembered that he had always loved that one....

|ight

place in tallagh where people would steal your bicycle tires - making them into unicycles. Joe reminisced about the other night after the pub too, when ...

castie

martha stewart thought him how to cook his very first pot roast which..

|ight

was so lethal, that it burned a hole right through the baking tin - which was made of carbonate steel and special Myralith Ore from the Dwarf miners that ...

castie

were fired by disney after they decided 7 dwarfs was just too many because of..