All new........And Then thread

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the secret headquarters of Captain Birdseye and hitler got an idea to use fish and ..

castie

used womens shoes to pollute the ocean so that

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he could use the dead fish that float to the surface to build a shagadelic time machine to travel to ..

castie

1966 and stop england from winning the world cup so that our lives may be more peaceful to

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play mini golf with Zombie's Limbs and gaze light heartidly into the dawn of the ...

castie

world without english people talking about 1966 and...

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thus change every potential tea- drinker, to a coffee drinker, which would help Escobar by him selling More than Coke from his little Island, where the ....

castie

grass grows downwards and the little folk rule the underworld as...

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drugged chimpmugs due to the heat rising and lighting the "grass". After the Cavern's got completely swamped with this smoke, pink elephants appeared and started chanting about ...

castie

john kerrys election hopes as he prepares to...

TomTom

launch janet jackson as his running partner as he belives whe is way out in front when it comes to...

duridian

getting public exposure and also due to her brother's connections with....

Groovemerchant

the youth of America. Kerry is appearing in Janet's new video as her pimp-daddy. When asked about the high-profile cameo he exclaimed, ''

Barbie_666

... "i can flash my nipples too!!!", to which the media responded............

Flashling

"Really? All five of them?" Suddenly...

Shaque attack

a barrage of pointless spam caused the continuation of the 'and then' thread soon to be renamed 'the never ending thread part 3' which resulted in a massive post count increase and...

superconor

didnt....

duridian

a trace by Interpol identify the source of the spam as none other than Limahl, vocalist of early 80s pop idols Kajagoogoo, who fallen on harder times had...

pat kenny

...sold his sole to a local farmer who fermented it into......

duridian

Newcastle Pale Ale and sold it at his local co-op as being a cure for foot and mouth disease in sheep and soon thereafter ...

smoke.me.a.kipper

ran into a house and up the stairs, into the bedroom where a man was wearing a frock and high heels. he thought...

Barbie_666

..."hmmm, mabey heels and a dress would look good on me too!", so he dressed up too.He heard the front door open.....

duridian

and a talent scout for Channel 4 entered the room. "You are just what we are looking for on Big Brother 5. To explain your strangely manlike voice we'll say you're Portuguese, we'll call you Nadia and pretend nobody...

Big Ears

nobody knows Tuxy got Big Ears banned from the soccer forum , but.................

kmart6

for a suspicious reason that turned out to be............

Big Ears

because Big Ears used his PC without asking ................

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...santa for a ...

jor el

Barbie doll. He likes girly toys because...

kmart6

it brings out his fashion sense which led him to a job in...............

Barbie_666

....A-ware, where he gets paid with.....

duridian

amazon.com gift vouchers, which he then sells to ...

kmart6

to the people at cd-wow in exchange for...........

jor el

pink women's underware, which he uses to .....

yom 1

stuff his trousers so it....

stuey

looks like he is smuggling giant pink oranges out of quatemala which he will sell on the black market in exchange for ....

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...kleanex tissues due to their extreem softness and patented design. he was formulating a plan to use the tissues to ...

jor el

make a small parachute so that the Andrex Puppy could drop in on ......

fizzynicenice

...his old collage friend leatherface who was currently living under the alias of...

the_syco

...Fat B*stard, who goes to eat the puppy, but...

Pugsley

Gets his genitalia bitten off in a mad suicidal doggy defence after he tried to grab the dog with......

RE*AC*TOR

...Lewis Carroll's imagination, which funnly enough was the exact size and shape of a small....

Thumper Long

...............metropolis which wab habitated by a garish group of cheese eating surrenda monkeys.............

Big Ears

who had for some reason developed a Nuclear Missile....................

LoneGunM@n

made out of tin foil & a duracell from the design by .....

azezil

... a giant half man half chicken, who...

Thumper Long

....had just been turned down for a job in the new KFC cos he was half chicken, as colonel sanders said "there's no f*&king chicken allowed in here" , so feck off to............

UnrealQueen

Burger King, which he did, but it was closed due to....

kmart6

the fact they used REAL meat which went against all fast food laws,which led to.........

UnrealQueen

a big, violent revolution led by....

kmart6

Ronald McDonald and his friend.............