Rainbow..very very funny!!!

Stephen P

Not sure if posted before...but what the heck...:
Apologies for the >, copied it from an email & couldn't be bothered to delete them.

>>For those of you who don't have kids or the channels or are far too
>> young to remember
>> the
>> splendid children's TV programme "Rainbow", this may be
>> a little lost on
>>
>> you...... but it must have been a great episode to
>> watch!
>> Almost too ridiculous to believe... These are taken from
>> original
>> Rainbow
>> scripts and there's no way these could have been done by
>> accident.Innuendo all the way
>>
>> The sketch opens with Zippy peeling a banana.....
>>
>> Zippy: " One skin, two skin, three skin, four "
>>
>> George: " Zippy, where is Bungle?"
>>
>> Zippy: " I think Geoffrey is trying to get him up"
>>
>> We see a view of the door and hear Bungle moaning from
>> behind it.
>>
>> Bungle: " Geoffrey, I can't get it in"
>>
>> Geoffrey: "You managed it last night"
>>
>> Bungle: "I know, lets try it round the otherway.
>> Ooooooh, I've got it
>> in"
>>
>> Bungle and Geoffrey enter the studio with Bungle
>> carrying a hammer and
>> peg kit .
>>
>> Bungle: " Would you stick this on the shelf, George"
>>
>> George: " I can't reach, you'll have to stick it up
>> yourself, Bungle."
>>
>> Geoffrey (to camera) " Hello everyone, today we are
>> talking about
>> playing"
>>
>> Bungle: " Playing with each other, Geoffrey?"
>>
>> Geoffrey:" Yes Bungle, do you have a special friend that
>> you like to
>> play with?"
>>
>> George:" Yesterday we played with each other's balls.
>> Are we going to
>> play
>> with our friend's balls today?
>>
>> Bungle: " Yes, and we can play with our twangers as
>> well."
>>
>> Geoffrey (to camera) Have you seen Bungles twanger?
>> Zippy:" Oh I have, I
>>
>> showed him how to pluck with it."
>>
>> Bungle: " It's my plucking instrument."
>>
>> Geoffrey asks the audience if they can pluck like Bungle
>>
>> Zippy:" I can, I'm the best plucker here."
>>
>> George;" And I'm good at banging. My peg's hard isn't it
>> Zippy?
>>
>> Zippy:" Well of course it is, Your peg wouldn't go in if
>> it was soft."
>>
>> Geoffrey;" Let's get back to Bungle's twanger."
>>
>> Bungle (excited) " Oooooh Geoffrey, we could all play
>> with our twangers
>>
>> couldn't we? Let's play the plucking song. Rod and Roger
>> can get their
>> instruments out and Jane has got two lovely Maracas."
>>
>> Singers Rod, Freddy and Jane enter.
>>
>> Freddy:" We could hear you all banging away"
>>
>> Rod: " Banging can be fun."
>>
>> Jane:" Ooooh yes, and I was banging away all last night
>> with Rod and
>> Freddy."
>>
>> Freddy ( looking sad ) " Yes, but it broke my plucking
>> instrument."
>>
>> Rod ( to Jane ) " Do you want to blow on my pipe while
>> I'm twanging
>> away?"
>>
>> Jane: " Oh no, I was banging away with Freddy last
>> night. But would you
>> like
>> to play with my maracas?
>>
>> Zippy; " No, let's just pluck away with our twangers."
>>
>> George:" Yes, it doesn't matter what size our twanger
>> is."
>>
>> Zippy;" I've got a big red one."
>>
>> George: " I've only got a tiny twanger. But it works
>> well and I like to
>> play with it."
>>
>> Geoffrey (to viewers) : " Well, have you got your
>> twangers out? And
>> remember, you can bang your balls at the same time. If
>> you haven't got
>> any, ask a friend if you can play with his. Now, let's
>> all play the
>> plucking song."
>>
>> Everyone in studio: " Pluck, pluck, pluck along, we're
>> going to pluck
>> all day."

quarryman

its been posted a lot actually.

still very funny though. its a piss-take by the actors AFAIK.

zAbbo

all we need now is that scene done in 30secs re-inacted by bunnies, fck knows its been posted in every other possible format here before