Inventions

Hendrix_Nighn

If you could invent anything that your mind could conceive, what would it be?

Mine would be a small hand-held button that, when pressed, would make every mobile phone in a one mile radius ring until answered.

probably

Kolodny

A food supplement in liquid or powder form that would sufficiently line your stomach in preparation for the consumption of alcohol, thus removing the need for greasy burgers, kebabs and the like before or after drinking. It would also prevent any trace of a hangover the next day and would cause you to wake up feeling refreshed after exactly 3 hours sleep.

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Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.

bats

sleep in a bottle (unsweetened)

Shinji

God, what a horrible idea Kolodny - removing the basic human pleasure of eating a great big fúck-off burger and then washing it down with enough alcohol to preserve a dinosaur!

I commute to work every day. I want a star trek transporter.

Kali

I mean what good is getting ****ed if you cant use it for an excuse for being in late to work the next morning?

personally I'd have to invent some sort of nano-bot that hunts down and destroys genital lice with extreme prejudice.

Manach

I can just imagine the maketing compaign for Kali's invention + celebrity endorsements

My own humble inventation would be a Manager-BS to normal english translator.

richindub2

A gold watch which when a special button on it was pressed would freeze time all over the world (or maybe just make you move so fast that it would make it seem like the world was frozen). Imagine the fun you could have

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azezil

A device to establish a direct nural link to a comp!

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"just because you're not paraniod, doesn't mean they're not after you!"

Kastro

well this is me and my fécked up head..
hows about some little remote controll that has a button and when its pressed everything in the world stops..

rumpelstiltskin

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by richindub2:
A gold watch which when a special button on it was pressed would freeze time all over the world (or maybe just make you move so fast that it would make it seem like the world was frozen). Imagine the fun you could have

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i have one of them but its only silver so you probably wont want it...

WhiteWashMan

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Kastro:
well this is me and my fécked up head..
hows about some little remote controll that has a button and when its pressed everything in the world stops..</font>

i would invent a machine that stops people from using the same avatar as me every time i change it.....
other than that, it would be a plate of permanent mash potato and steak that always renews. hmm, or maybe just the food replicator from star trek....

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One Of your Imps Does A Good Impersonation Of You
He Can Even Do The Ears.....

richindub2

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Kastro:
well this is me and my fécked up head..
hows about some little remote controll that has a button and when its pressed everything in the world stops..</font>

Read my post again, it said the exact same thing but with a classier button

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daves l33t site 0wns j00.

Hendrix_Nighn

I'd also like a small calculator that you could ask any question at all and it typed out the answer with complete truth and honesty.

Hobbes

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by richindub2:
Read my post again, it said the exact same thing but with a classier button
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Yours sounded like an 80's TV movie/series called "The girl, the watch and everything".

richindub2

For half of the 80's i wasnt born, for the other half i was under 5 years old, i dont really remember the tv shows all that well hobbes

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Karl Hungus

I'd make an infinite money dispenser...

And something that I could use to shave with so that the hair wouldn't come back for ages... (Not permenant... Maybe I'd want a goatee at some stage?)

Karl Hungus

Actualy...

Scratch that...

I'd invent a pocket-sized something that does everything...

Paladin

Id make a hoverboard that can fly any height, go any speed, and has a force field around it so i dont fall off or experience g-forces

smoke.me.a.kipper

i would have a small device implanted in my head, so that whenever i wanted to i could...

a) hover about 2 foot off the ground (and still move forwards and back at any speed when hovering)

b) become invisible (includes clothes and any item carried at the time)

c) allow the distortion of time so that i can move more quickly than everyone else, (yet not age quicker than everyone)

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Victor

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by smoke-me-a-kipper:
i would have a small device implanted in my head, so that whenever i wanted to i could...
a) hover about 2 foot off the ground (and still move forwards and back at any speed when hovering)
b) become invisible (includes clothes and any item carried at the time)
c) allow the distortion of time so that i can move more quickly than everyone else, (yet not age quicker than everyone)</font>

Just play counterstike all the time and install a few cheats (this is not an endorsement of cheating).

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