Single Black Female!

Kazu

Single Black Female!


The following ad is reported to have gotten numerous calls...
SINGLE BLACK FEMALE... Seeks male companionship, ethnicity unimportant. I'm a svelte good looking girl who LOVES to play. I love long walks in the woods, riding in your pickup truck, hunting, camping, and fishing trips, cozy winter nights lying by the fire. Candlelight dinners will have me eating out of your hand. Rub me the right way and watch me respond. I'll be at the front door when you get home from work, wearing only what nature gave me. Kiss me and I'm yours. Call xxx-xxxx and ask for Daisy."
Callers found themselves talking to the local Humane Society about an eight-week-old black Labrador

robbie1876

Hahaha, i would love to hear some of those phone calls!

Big Ears

so thats why Daisy appeared to be crying .

{ive said too much }

kmart6

Haha they were probally bombarded with calls

the_obsolete

Thats brilliant!

de5p0i1er

Wonder if they got an owner.

Fuhrio

lol thats good, me wonders if anyone thought it was actually a dog

Hello Kitty

hahaha brilliant!