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20 last google searches

  • 18-07-2004 1:31am
    #1
    Victor
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 78,495 ✭✭✭✭


    Sometimes I tempted to look at the "20 last google searches" on machiens in internet cafés.

    Sometimes you get far our stuff like "escorts" and "abortion clinics liverpool", but today this machine hasthe following, as the usert gets more and more desparate. In order of search:

    1. aer lingues
    2. air lingues
    3. airlingues
    4. airlines dublin
    5. airlines


Comments

  • #2
    Dub13
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators Posts: 21,254 Mod ✭✭✭✭Dub13


    No porn...thats strange.


  • #3
    simu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,730 ✭✭✭✭simu


    Maybe they wanted porn showing a certain sexual act taking place in the sky above Dublin.


  • #4
    Dub13
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators Posts: 21,254 Mod ✭✭✭✭Dub13


    simu
    That must be it...what do they call it the "mile high club"....


  • #5
    BuffyBot
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,924 ✭✭✭✭BuffyBot


    Yes, they are trying to get in early before Aer Lingus starts charging for the use of toilets on board...


  • #6
    Dub13
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators Posts: 21,254 Mod ✭✭✭✭Dub13


    The way Ryanair are going it will not be long before they have no toilets on board,they realy are "no frills"


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  • #7
    simu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,730 ✭✭✭✭simu


    Originally posted by Dub13
    simu
    That must be it...what do they call it the "mile high club"....

    Or the mile high dub.

    (makes your user name a lot more interesting :))


  • #8
    Dub13
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators Posts: 21,254 Mod ✭✭✭✭Dub13


    simu,
    very good...I may even change it to that


  • #9
    simu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,730 ✭✭✭✭simu


    Originally posted by Dub13
    simu,
    very good...I may even change it to that

    Yay! Somebody appreciates my bad puns at last!


  • #10
    Lump
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,984 ✭✭✭✭Lump


    Originally posted by simu
    Yay! Somebody appreciates my bad puns at last!


    You should get a job with The Sun

    John


  • #11
    simu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,730 ✭✭✭✭simu


    Originally posted by Lump
    You should get a job with The Sun

    John

    Now I feel dirty.:(


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  • #12
    Big Ears
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,981 ✭✭✭Big Ears


    Originally posted by Lump
    You should get a job with The Sun

    John

    That was uncalled for .

    u probably have Simu in tears u awful awful.......Lump you .:(


  • #13
    penguinbloke
    Registered Users Posts: 455 ✭✭penguinbloke


    Simu's a "PUN"dit !!!!........................sorry I had to.

    with Caps and Quotation marks for extra Tabloid glory

    [edit]forgot the excamation marks[/edit]


  • #14
    rymus
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,819 ✭✭✭rymus


    Originally posted by Dub13
    The way Ryanair are going it will not be long before they have no toilets on board,they realy are "no frills"

    Whip out those crappers and you've got room for another ten rows of pikey filled seats!

    "C'mere trully dully, willa pass the piss bucket like a fair sound sham?"


  • #15
    simu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,730 ✭✭✭✭simu


    Originally posted by penguinbloke
    Simu's a "PUN"dit !!!!........................sorry I had to.

    with Caps and Quotation marks for extra Tabloid glory

    [edit]forgot the excamation marks[/edit]

    That's ok, "pun"guinbloke!

    Argh! Will this never end?


  • #16
    CuLT
    Subscribers Posts: 9,716 ✭✭✭CuLT


    Originally posted by Dub13
    The way Ryanair are going it will not be long before they have no toilets on board,they realy are "no frills"

    As Dustin the Turkey often said, "Flying without wings".


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