Costume party

Repli

>*A Good Reason Not to Flirt*
>
>A couple were invited to a swanky family masked fancy dress Halloween
>party. The wife got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to
>the party alone. He, being a devoted husband, protested, but she argued
>and said she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed and there was
>no need for his good time to be spoiled by not going.
>
>So he took his costume and away he went. The wife, after sleeping
>soundly for about an hour, woke without pain and as it was still early,
>decided go to the party. As her husband didn't know what her costume
>was, she thought she would have some fun by watching her husband to see
>how he acted when she was not with him.
>
>So she joined the party and soon spotted her husband in his costume,
>cavorting around on the dance floor, dancing with every nice "chick" he
>could and copping a little feel here and a little kiss there.
>
>His wife went up to him and being a rather seductive babe herself, he
>left his new partner high and dry and devoted his time to her.
>
>She let him go as far as he wished, naturally, since he was her
>husband. After more drinks he finally he whispered a little proposition
>in her ear and she agreed, so off they went to one of the cars and had
>passionate intercourse in the back seat. Just before unmasking at
>midnight, she slipped away and went home and put the costume away and
>got into bed, wondering what kind of explanation he would make up for
>his outrageous behaviour.
>
>She was sitting up reading when he came in, so she asked what kind of
>time he had.
>
>"Oh, the same old thing. You know I never have a good time when you're
>not there." Then she asked,"Did you dance much?" He replied, "I'll tell
>you, I never even danced one dance. When I got there, I met Pete, Bill
>Brown and some other guys, so we went into the spare room and played
>poker all evening."
>
>You must have looked really silly wearing that costume playing poker
>all night!" she said with unashamed sarcasm.
>
>To which the husband replied, "Actually, I gave my costume to your Dad,
>apparently he had the time of his life."

Diddy Kong

oh thats classic...

yom 1

hats off to Repli
one of the funniest things i've read in ages:D

Töpher

Old, but oh so good!

kmart6

:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:


Great though