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Red light district

  • 19-07-2004 10:59am
    #1
    Paladin
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    Joe was just after starting his job as a reporter for the local newspaper and he was looking for a scoop. The arch-bishop was visiting the town so Joe decided he would greet him as he arrived and see what he could get.

    As the arch-bishop got out of his car to greet all the people waiting for him at the church joe shouted out to the Arch-bishop

    "Arch-bishop, will you be visiting the red-light districh while you are in town?"

    The arch-bishop, incredulous at the question replied:
    "Is there a red-light district in this town?"
    Joe had his scoop.

    The next day the paper headlines read:


    Arch-bishops first words:"Is there a red-light district in this town?"


Comments

  • #2
    kmart6
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    Not really worth too much of a laugh:(


  • #3
    Quigs Snr
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    Lame.


  • #4
    lee_baby_simms
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    Originally posted by Quigs Snr
    Lame.

    lol. straight from the hip.


  • #5
    tuxy
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    are you sure thats a joke?


  • #6
    the_obsolete
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    :mad:


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  • #7
    Capt'n Midnight
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    Arch-bishops first words:"Is there a red-light district in this town?" Allegedly

    Have I got news for you.
    Newspaper SOP (standard operating procedure)
    Ring Buckingham palace and ask if Mrs. Windsor sleeps with the pets.

    "PALACE DENIES QUEEN HAD 3 IN BED ROMP WITH CORGIES"


  • #8
    article6
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    In reality, this was an Archbishop of Canterbury who visited New York some time after World War II - "Are There Any Night Clubs In New York?"


  • #9
    Paladin
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    Bah, I dont make em up I just post em :p I guess its not what you read its "HOW" you read it.


  • #10
    Mossy Monk
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    its horrible


  • #11
    de5p0i1er
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    Originally posted by tuxy
    are you sure thats a joke?
    I don't think it is.


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  • #12
    Thumper Long
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    judging by recent church behavior i don't think the aul bishop would care what color the lights were...........


  • #13
    the_syco
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    rofl :D nice one, mate :)


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